Real Slim Shady

Someone who was biologically born with blonde hair and blue eyes.

pretty self explanatory.

doctor: its a boy!

Mom: *smokes blunt* OMG let me see!

Baby: has blonde hair and blue eyes

Mom: *puts joint down* he looks kinds angry lemme try to breastfee-

Baby: HOW U GONNA BREASTFEED ME MOM U AINT GOT NO TITS!!!!!!!!

Doctor: *slaps mom* BITCH YOU GOTTA SICK KID!!!!

Baby: *jacks off*

*15 years later*

Baby: DOCTOR SLAPPED MAH MAMA! BITCH U GOTTA SICK KID! ARRESTED! MOLESTED HIMSELF AND GOT CONVICTED!

*5 years later*

baby: MY MUTHA DID DRUGS, HARD LIQOUR, CIGARETTES AND SPEED!!
THE BABY CAME OUT, DISFIGURED, LIGMENTS INDEED!
IT WAS A SEED THAT WOULD GROW UP JUST TO BE AS CRAZY AS SHE!
DONT DARE MAKE FUN OF THAT BABY CUZ THAT BABY WUZ ME!!

The real slim shady has been angry at women, minorites, and homosexuals ever since.

by Slim Shady Did Nothing Wrong December 28, 2023

Shadi

Shadi (noun): A deceptive and reprehensible individual who specializes in swindling and deceiving others within their living community. This person is notorious for masquerading as a successful entrepreneur with an extensive portfolio of dubious side hustles, including claims of involvement in the cannabis and cryptocurrency industries, a fictitious connection to the rapper Drake, a self-proclaimed 'feet finder,' and an insistence on being referred to as 'the plug.' Despite all these grandiose boasts, a 'Shadi' is most notorious for their consistent failure to fulfill the basic responsibility of paying rent in a luxury apartment complex.

Person 1: "Have you met the new guy in our building, Shadi?"
Person 2: "Oh, that guy? Yeah, he's a total Shadi. Claims to be a millionaire but can't even cover his rent."

DISCLAIMER: IF YOU OR A LOVED ONE HAS BEEN SHADI-ED CONTACT THE LAW OFFICES OF SLAMLEGAL IMMEDIATELY BECAUSE YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO TRUE AND JUST COMPENSATION. #NOTJOKING

by slamlegal December 30, 2023

slim shady

Appears in Eminem’s 2000 “The Real Slim Shady” and also appears in “My Name Is”.

Hi, My name is, (Who?) My name is, (What?) My name is, shukashuka slim shady.

by colliao April 23, 2023

Shadi Kafi

A teacher from the 303 that drinks kafi and is a Shadi

Student 1 "Wow I got freshman seminar this year"

Student 2 "Who is your teacher"

Student 1 "I got Shadi kafi"

by The79 May 10, 2023

Shady

AAA+ sketch, yo. All secret and what not.

Those parents having a secret school sanctioned tryout for the Baseball Team was super shady.

by CharlieBenton December 13, 2023

Shady

Something or someone who is suspicious or not trustworthy

Her:He stay talmbout people behind they back he aint nuthin but a lil shady dude

Girl: exactly tho

by Nun of yo business July 20, 2017

shady

uhhhhhhhhh shady is usually a boy who is really shady

girl 1: uhhhhh you saw that guy too right?
girl 2: uhhhhh yea he looked shady af

by bob saggytits August 30, 2017