a "selfie" of a person's private parts, generally a man's parts. i.e. penis, cock, dick
I sent her a junk selfie and now we are going to hook up later.
I sent her a junk selfie and now we are going to hook up later.
by racflutter22 November 4, 2014
Get the junk selfie mug.The act of taking a shit, and ejaculating on top of it, causing a slimy brown mixture. Once the mixture has been well kneaded, yell "Wouf" and smash it in your partners face. Hilarious, but not recommended for first dates if you like the person. Best used during revenge sex.
Dude, I fucked my ex-wife last night.
Really, so you two are getting back together, huh?
Nope, I gave her the ol Slimy Selvey. I don't think she will be back for seconds!
Really, so you two are getting back together, huh?
Nope, I gave her the ol Slimy Selvey. I don't think she will be back for seconds!
by thehillshire December 22, 2014
Get the Slimy Selvey mug.When a fat girl takes a self of just her face, the 10% showing might look good but there is still 90% under the surface you can't see.
Girl#1 -Margie looks so cute in this pic
Girl#2 -that's because it's an iceberg selfie, you can't see the rest of her fat ass.
Girl#2 -that's because it's an iceberg selfie, you can't see the rest of her fat ass.
by 3zeek November 14, 2015
Get the iceberg selfie mug.the process of deleting yourself from existence
by voidheart69 March 14, 2020
Get the commit self deletus mug.A picture of you taken by a smartphone -without purpose- while you are out wearing a face mask to show how responsible you are. Although it’s a lockdown and you shouldn’t go out unless absolutely necessary.
BF: Honey, that corona-selfie doesn’t show your flirty smile, why you posted it?!
GF: I haven't been to a beauty salon for over a month, so I can’t post a normal selfie until I get rid of my mustache.
GF: I haven't been to a beauty salon for over a month, so I can’t post a normal selfie until I get rid of my mustache.
by MoElnagdy April 20, 2020
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Harvey "Two-Face" Dent is a fictional supervillain that appears in comic books published by DC Comics, and is an enemy of Batman.
Harvey Dent was once a clean-cut district attorney of Gotham City and an ally of Batman. However, he goes insane after mob boss Sal Maroni throws acid at him during a trial, hideously scarring the left side of his face. He adopts the "Two-Face" persona.
Harvey "Two-Face" Dent is a fictional supervillain that appears in comic books published by DC Comics, and is an enemy of Batman.
Harvey Dent was once a clean-cut district attorney of Gotham City and an ally of Batman. However, he goes insane after mob boss Sal Maroni throws acid at him during a trial, hideously scarring the left side of his face. He adopts the "Two-Face" persona.
by mj911t April 2, 2015
Get the Harvey Dent Selfie mug.Self harmers are people who cut themselves because they feel the need to release pressure from their depressed lives. This trait has been said to be one of an emo but this is severly wrong. Every type of person can self harm because of something in their lives.
Often self-harmers wear long sleeved t-shirts to hide their scarred arms or trousers instead of skirts.
Self-harmers harm themselves using; blades, fire, shavers, etc. Anything to relieve the pressure of pain they feel emotionally.
Often self-harmers wear long sleeved t-shirts to hide their scarred arms or trousers instead of skirts.
Self-harmers harm themselves using; blades, fire, shavers, etc. Anything to relieve the pressure of pain they feel emotionally.
A stressful day at school, he grabs the blade, pushes his sleeves up and starts cutting. This relieves him of his tension emotionally by being hurt physically. The Self Harmer has given into the need of hurting himself.
by Twilight-Princess January 19, 2007
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