beard second

The unit of distance. The length the average beard grows in one second.

That race was like 4 billion beard seconds!

by Thinkingray May 16, 2014

Second generation lesbian

A woman who begins to live as (or identify as) a lesbian after experiencing one or more heterosexual relationships.

After 2 failed marriages, 6 kids, and a lot of unhappiness, Sandra gave up on men, changed teams and became a second generation lesbian.

by GoddessoftheNet July 28, 2016

Second-hand trashed

(N.) the act of intoxication by means of one's environment

After the Trump election, Chris was second-hand trashed without having a single beer.

by FourthFloorGuy69 November 14, 2016

Second-degree Fuckboy

A guy who doesn't fit fuckboy stereotypes, and is either ugly or not of usual fuckboy standards- yet they still have a reputation for leading girls on and hooking up with anyone.

An alternative meaning is a fuckboy who flirts with plenty of girls but never takes it any further.

"How on Earth does someone like them pull so many girls?"
"I know right. He must be a second-degree fuckboy."

by GenericAccountName July 27, 2017

Second Violinity

When you touch a violin for the first time, and you don't enjoy it. Then, for all legal and official purposes, you did not ever touch the violin

WOAH THERE! DID YOU JUST TOUCH THAT VIOLIN?

Don't worry, I have second violinity

Understandable, have a nice day

by Don'tTouchViolins May 16, 2018

cold second

The opposite of a hot sec

Boy 1: yo you remember tiffany?
Boy 2: yah didn’t you date for a cold second?
Boy 1: yah worst 6 months of my life

by raiderzvb September 15, 2018

Split Second

A racing reality show that you can either:
Put a ship down your enemies, crash a plane to eliminate your rivals, detonate a warehouse, cause a landslide, throw a truck, destroy a bridge, fall a chimney, explode a gas station and among others.

The game was created by the same creators of Frozen, Sophia the First, Mickey Mouse and others.

Just how much Split Second spent to make this race?
How many people were killed doing the stunts?

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 10, 2018