A dog dragging its behind on the grass. Also a downer or extremely pessimistic individual in a group.
Everyone wanted to go to the movies Friday night, Dave would not stop complaining how horrible it would be. He was being a pooter scooter.
by Asaya October 24, 2018

A person or group of people who ride scooters in the local wallmart due to their crippling obesity and growl and spit in the landwhale goblin tongue while refusing to give the scooter to some one who actually needs it and they usually never give the scooter up willingly.
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For example a swarm of scooter goblins attacked the local supermarket while spitting and growling at the employees
by BigManBeef March 23, 2021

Professional level scooter rider. Sponsored, and earning money. Making a profession out of scootering. They compete, and try new tricks daily.
Person 1: He is a Scooter Pro.
Person 2: Wow! (Shouts to Scooter Pro) Can you backflip? Are you sponsored?
Person 2: Wow! (Shouts to Scooter Pro) Can you backflip? Are you sponsored?
by ScooterProRider June 1, 2022

by Carlos de la Cerda December 13, 2023

Scooter spoofing is a term coined by Charles Gorenflo Sr. in the 1940's to answer his children's questions about his and his wife's plans. When going ballroom dancing they say, going scooter spoofing. This required no explanation because the rules are as follows:
No children are allowed to go
No children are allowed to engage in scooter spoofing activities Children cannot question anybody that is going or has recently returned from scooter spoofing
Children are not allowed to speculate as to what scooter spoofing actually is
Children will find out what scooter spoofing is when they are old enough to participate
Charles Gorenflo Jr.'s wife, Dolores Malone Gorenflo, expanded the rules :
Children will be allowed to go scooter spoofing at the age of 13, accompanied by a known scooter spoofed
Age 13 and older scooter spoofers are not allowed to respond to any questions with any answers that do not follow the original rules Any answer scooter spoofing participants gives that do not follow the original rules will be denied and the person given a life long scooter spoofing ban
The descendants and close family friends of the Gorenflo's have kept this tradition alive and the term is known to have spread throughout the southern United States. It is now often used as a loose term to mean "going out and engaging in adult activities" but it's main purpose continues to be discouraging children from inquiring as to their parents evening plans.
No children are allowed to go
No children are allowed to engage in scooter spoofing activities Children cannot question anybody that is going or has recently returned from scooter spoofing
Children are not allowed to speculate as to what scooter spoofing actually is
Children will find out what scooter spoofing is when they are old enough to participate
Charles Gorenflo Jr.'s wife, Dolores Malone Gorenflo, expanded the rules :
Children will be allowed to go scooter spoofing at the age of 13, accompanied by a known scooter spoofed
Age 13 and older scooter spoofers are not allowed to respond to any questions with any answers that do not follow the original rules Any answer scooter spoofing participants gives that do not follow the original rules will be denied and the person given a life long scooter spoofing ban
The descendants and close family friends of the Gorenflo's have kept this tradition alive and the term is known to have spread throughout the southern United States. It is now often used as a loose term to mean "going out and engaging in adult activities" but it's main purpose continues to be discouraging children from inquiring as to their parents evening plans.
Where are ya going Daddy?
Me and your mom are going scooter spoofing
What's that?
Your too young to know, you'll find out when you are older
Me and your mom are going scooter spoofing
What's that?
Your too young to know, you'll find out when you are older
by TrayC scoot spoofer January 12, 2020

the condition in a which a person or persons drink alcohol to the point of passing out. Occasionlly they wake up with 'party paintings' all over the body.
After the 19th beer the scooter effect pulled John into a deep slumber in which Jack and Dionne drew pictures all over his body.
by Jason March 8, 2004

Scooter is the nickname given for someone who exudes chaos and warmth at the same time. Scooters are known for being mischievous and spontaneous. Scooters love to scoot around and have fun.
Someone: “wow they just ate an entire bag of smarties in 2 minutes and yelled ‘yippee skipeee!’ afterwards!”
Other person: “Yeah, that’s Scooter! Scooter loves candy! They’re such a lil scoot!”
Other person: “Yeah, that’s Scooter! Scooter loves candy! They’re such a lil scoot!”
by Xoivdela February 16, 2021
