A sage is a very wonderful being - they make the best out of whatever life hands them and focuses on other people’s happiness more then their own. Sage’s are very fun creatures and happen to love snake milk. If you ever find one, you must befriend them for they make wonderful friends. Sage’s are fun, kind, intelligent, unique, and can make the entire world smile with their personality.
Look at that Sage and her 10 pet snakes!!
She’s crazy
No she isn’t - she just wants some snake milk!!
Oooh I want some!!
Let’s befriend her!!
She’s crazy
No she isn’t - she just wants some snake milk!!
Oooh I want some!!
Let’s befriend her!!
by Anonymous person :3 January 27, 2021
Get the Sagemug. by Luke snifer June 11, 2017
Get the saging upmug. A girl who's fake and has no real friends because of how she treats others. Ugly on the inside. Heart of ice. Drops her friends for no reason at all other than because they don't do what see days and she can't get her way. Angry, hateful, immature, rude. Gets others to handle her problems.
There's Sage! She's such at brat!
by NoNameNoNumberNoFriends November 2, 2017
Get the sagemug. by vampcessa November 15, 2020
Get the Sagemug. by NoPeople April 22, 2019
Get the Sagemug. Whereas most classical savants are found to be male, Sage Queen Alice is a female goddess. This sacred ancient Chinese Cleopatra is the overlord of all living creatures, nay: Her Majesty omnisciently commands all being, including the deficient borders of this humble macrocosm.
by Despapito November 21, 2021
Get the Sage Queen Alicemug. After relapse, when one can think/make decisions without any influence from their genital area. Related to Post-nut clarity.
Guy 1: Fuck! I spent too much money on my date with this girl, I was so down bad!
Guy 2: Wouldn't have happened if you were on sage time
Guy 2: Wouldn't have happened if you were on sage time
by cobaltlegend5 December 25, 2022
Get the Sage timemug.