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An inexplicably horrible marine. Only person capable of achieving a speeding ticket on the California I-5. Incapable of any cognitive thinking or common sense, no sense of direction and the coordnation of a deaf bat without wings and cerebral palsy.
A marine PFC named root the boot.

A Root is garbage
A Root by FOXMANJ August 18, 2013
Related Words

gorks root 

slang for performing oral sex on a male organ
gorks root by tec5704 August 16, 2009

Head Root 

A Head Root is tip or head of the male penis, the dickhead. The head root is the head and the root portion of the penis is the shaft of the penis. The term is often used as a noun to call someone a name similar to dickhead.
Hey headroot what's your problem? I bought the wrong sized condoms and they wouldn't even fit over my head root.
Head Root by vitlaw14 May 28, 2013

thick root 

Another word used in reference to male genitals
Girl: im so tired but i can't go to sleep

Guy: sounds like you need a thick root

Girl: lol
thick root by threestacks January 16, 2017

Square Root 

When something is already hella small and you raise it by a half
"what is the square root of fuck trump?"

"Idk man, something really small."
Square Root by potus@us.fucktrump February 14, 2017