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Dirt Rooster

One who wakes up his girlfriend, wife, (or boyfriend, if you dig that kinda thang)in the morning by ramming his cock in her/his ass and screaming "Cock-A-Doodle-Do Beeyotch!!"
Very effective Alarm Cock method! Unless the victim has an extremely loose anus, in which case they will continue sleeping like a baby...well, baby with a loose anus anyway.

Note: Repeated use may cause adverse reaction and a response of "Cockle-Doodle-Don't Beeyotch" and a bat over the head. For this, I take no responsibility, you Rooster the Dirt at your own risk!!!
I woke that lazy bitch up with the good old Dirt Rooster this Morning!!
by michaelas Wazowski February 6, 2021
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reverse rooster-crow

Refers to da lengthy five-separate-note fart ("Errhh-erh-ehrh-erh-EHRRrrrrrrhhh...") dat you let loose wif while sleepily stretching after waking up shortly after dawn.
Tiffany detests da smell of putrid methane, so just as soon as I wake up in da morning, I always rush to da bathroom and flick on da overhead vent-fan, so dat I am not near her when I let loose wif my reverse rooster-crow.
by QuacksO June 23, 2023
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Rooster in a coke bottle

"Rooster in a coke bottle" upset, or angry. Feeling rushed or under pressure. "Squeezed" mad. Roosters are generally a protected species, some might call them in Angry Bird. Imagine a Rooster squeezed into a coke bottle, he's pretty upset right. So hence the expression rooster and a coke bottle. when you feel under the gun or squeezed or under pressure, you get a little upset sometimes. Have you ever heard the expression" Running around like a chicken with its head cut off ?"
My boss has me feeling like a rooster in a coke bottle
by Abraham English July 4, 2018
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A Rooster

A Rooster is an extremely large amount in a line of any drug done nasally.
I asked Maria for a line of cocaine. She replied, a normal one? Or do you need a rooster?
by Pyramid7 May 5, 2025
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Rooster fish

Look at that faggot he is a true rooster fish!
by jobob78 April 6, 2023
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Red Rooster

Go to twitch and search deadmanchubz and ask him to eat red rooster
My name is deadmanchubz and i love red rooster chicken
by CucumberJoe September 6, 2022
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Red rooster

A place that gives you gastro red rooster is a takeaway shop the is arrogant hates Israel gives people gastro has lots of swearing music the food is half a star it’s that atrocious
Red rooster is crapahola
by Gtasafan May 11, 2025
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