ritardo

1. a stupid white boy with a girl fro and a gay green honda who thinks he is a mexican badass. a guy who thinks he can fight, but is really a pussy and has his "boyz" fight his battles for him. a guy who can't speak proper English and sometimes not even completing sentences that even make sense. someone who feels up his girlfriend, and starts huge fights online with people who refuse to be his friend, and to prove his nonexistant masculinity. someone who needs approval from everyone around him. all talk and no action. you could call him a dick, if he even had one.

2. a very catchy dance used by these guys' ex girlfriends to make fun of them

3. another variation of Ricardo, the mexican name for Richard, combined with their character analysis: retard

Ricardo: "tellin uz 2 gO learn hOw 2 speak englishh nigga... Haha mayne yu white nd yu cnt speak ur Own language. U stupid. While u go to the parkn lot and I drive to tere."

Normal Person: "...are you a ritardo?"

by apitcher13 August 15, 2010

Ritalian

Someone of Russian-Italian descent.

"You're Russian-Italian, so. . . you're a Ritalian!"

by Layla L. December 2, 2009

Mrs Ritchie

A Mrs Ritchie consists of a teacher so bitchy you'd think shes from hell

Omg my teacher is such a Mrs Ritchie

by TrialCrib September 16, 2019

Rithvik

A person who can be mean but is still cool! He makes fun of people apparently.... and has really good comebacks

Rithvik

by Shreya101 October 7, 2012

Rita

Hurricane Rita hit South Florida and the Florida Keys as a Category 2 storm on September 20, 2005, just weeks after the devastation of Hurricane Katrina. As it moved away from Florida, Rita became Category 5. After weakening, Rita came ashore again September 24, 2005, near Port Arthur, Texas, as a Category 3.

By comparison, Rita was a much weaker storm than Hurricane Katrina.

You survived hurricane Rita?? That's nothing! I survived hurricane Katrina!!

by MustangGT September 25, 2005

Rittered

To get completely fucked in honour of the late John Ritter.

"whoa man, Costa is rittered, he drank wayyy too much.

by AMDC December 4, 2003

Ritchie

When your friend gets his ass kicked by his fiance in front of a police officer outside a dance club.

Damn son, did you get Ritchie or what?

by Annon2019 March 25, 2019