confetti ready

When you cum on her

Yo she was wearing panties that said “confetti ready” she wanted it bad

by imma get u 😯 🔫 November 15, 2023

Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends & Folklore, It Ends With Us, It Starts With Us, Ready Player One, & Ready Player Two Are War Books

Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends & Folklore, It Ends With Us, It Starts With Us, Ready Player One, & Ready Player Two Are War Books

Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends & Folklore, It Ends With Us, It Starts With Us, Ready Player One, & Ready Player Two Are War Bookss

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

get your crumbs at the ready

Preparing to make fun of somebody, hence the term "crumb," which means to make fun of. The term parodies medieval battles with archers getting ready to fire at their enemy.

A completely unattractive chick walks by and two guys are trying not to laugh.
-"Oh God..."
-"Get your crumbs at the ready!"
And away they go teasing her deliberately.

by acrestare July 3, 2011

kicked back hard and ready to go

Kicked back hard and ready to go

It's kicked back hard and ready to go

by Ms.Porkchop March 27, 2024

Hot and ready

When a person is sitting in a hot tub with a large group of people and takes a fat dump and floats in the tub with out any one knowing

josh Just did a hot and ready

by Yourstinkybutt April 15, 2020

ready

Redbull & addy (adderall) combo
Often used to pass a difficult test or tedious assignment

Bro this final is gonna be so bad I might have to pop a ready the day before to lock in.

by puthylicker69 June 6, 2025

Bloated like a goat ready for slaughter

Basically being too full to move.

Richard: "Camila please, I can't eat more, I am bloated like a goat ready for slaughter"
Camila: "Richard! Can you never go down on me without talking about slaughtering animals?"

by itwasworththis April 6, 2022