Ralph

This is a tall bowlegged old fart. He likes to trash talk Christian women by saying that they yell at him in his car, when really he's just a piece of delusional crap who's good at lying. He likes to say that he's overcome so many things but never gives specifics as to what his alleged victories are. Ralph's come from a long line of disease ridden cheaters.

Ralph is a legend in his own mind.

by Getabuttjobsoitsperky November 30, 2025

Rocky Ralph

It's an alcoholic drink made with Rocky Road ice cream and Bailey's Irish Cream.

Ralph: "Hey, you thirsty? How 'bout a Rocky Ralph?"

Bryant: "Love one! Had a tough day."

Ralph: "I'm sorry. I know you love this."

Bryant: "Thanks. Better double up on the Bailey's; it was a really tough day!"

R+B slainte

by Dusty's Baby Powder September 9, 2010

The Ralph Little Effect

When an ugly (but rich / famous) man gets together with a stunning girl that he could never ordinarily get if he were not rich or famous

I could never get a hot girl like her unless I was rich or famous, I need the Ralph Little Effect!

by DaGuy001 July 6, 2011

a ralphie

A highly detailed occurrence that is expressed with the utmost passion but contains nothing but utter bullshit and somehow fools small minded people even when the bullshit is obvious.

"Man I heard we were going to get an extra $1,000 dollars this paycheck cause our bosses know they fucked us."

"Bitch, you tripping, that aint nothing but a ralphie."

by IKE_IKE April 13, 2021

doy ralph

When something is obvious beyond belief

ex: "My car is blue" "Doy Ralph!"

ex: "My car is blue" "Doy Ralph!"

by ex-ample December 6, 2022

jacob Ralphs

he is a cheater + player

Jacob Ralphs : he wanna go out with me
you: sure
8 hours later
he goes out with another girl

by agreatgal September 13, 2022

Max Ralph

English Basketball Point Guard For The Golden State Warriors.

Max Ralph is my favourite player.

by aeroman123 March 23, 2025