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Cum Queef

A woman queefing after the male ejaculated in her vagina after being fucked hard, which blows semen all over the male subject covering him in is own love goo.
My wife cum queefed all over my nuts last night!
by Tim Yoder December 27, 2007
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queef cupping

making a bitch queef and throwing it in her face
queef cupping is when you cup a queef and throw it at her face while shouting "BOOYA!! (+100 man points)
by nikkisixx21 October 30, 2011
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panic queef

the act of becoming incoherrently nervous thus producing stuttering speech and uncontrollable vaginal vibrating and farting.
our assistant, mariana, just got a 75 year old homosexual pervert's social security number wrong for the 7th time. as i was yelling at her she began to stammer and panic queef.
by meat lips 7 October 25, 2009
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Re-queef

When a guy is eating out a girls pussy, she queefs in his mouth and the man holds the queef in his mouth, then with a forward thrusting motion he blows the queef back into her vagina. After the queef has been re-injected he fucks her which in turn makes a farting noise and ultimately re-queefing his lover.
i love to Re-queef
by Professor Masting Cold August 1, 2010
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Queef Treachery

A euphemism for when your girl cheats on you.
I sense queef treachery is afoot!
by PDDestro December 31, 2010
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Duck Queef

A duck queef is a shot that contains ice tea vodka and lemon juice. If you go to a bar and they make you the more popular duck fart you should ask to talk to managment because you clearly said "duck queef." It results in free drinks!
Jimmy had too many duck queefs last night. Duck Queef all around.
by ColonialMaster October 23, 2011
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queef inhaling

A range of pleasantly sweet through pungently trifling projectile air sourced from an external origin which came to temporary rest within any variety of vaginal depth, preceding its stereotypically inglorious expulsion amidst active precipitous hail.
Cheryl's chilly jaw bone chattered with shiver sparking off the domino rally-esque chain of events flowing pelvically, thus dooming her inadvertent release of a literal queef inhaling... technically speaking of course, considering it was poofed out during a mid winters night storm in Anchorage, Alaska, and this was sadly observed as the element responsible for the disjoin of hands that once connected the nearby glorious christmas caroling group which stood in harmonious unison melodic rhapsody for 19 hours straight, sadly to be heard no more nor ever again.
by NoTitleGiven July 17, 2014
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