Patty

A person who likes to read, but doesn't like to share their work with others. This person is usually a brunette, and likes to laugh.

The girl at school is such a Patty, she loves to read!

by uggugg November 9, 2010

Robert Pattinson

The prime example of how a physically unattractive, unhygenic guy can be adored by millions of females simply for playing a heartthrob character in a movie that became phenomenally popular.

Ugly guys who are desperate to get laid are envious of Robert Pattinson.

by twilight? December 14, 2009

Patting

Being extremely aggresive, hostile, and cynical but all the while not being angry.

Dude, he was totally Patting last night after I pushed him in the lake.

by Big Ben's got a Big Clock October 5, 2010

male pattern baldness

When your hairline has taken too many L's, and recedes away into nothingness entirely.

Male Pattern Baldness is common in adult males over the age of thirty or so.

by SagelyPerson September 30, 2015

Supreme Patty

A dumbass person who smokes blunt and wears supreme. He thinks he's but he's an actual dick

Supreme Patty just smokes blunts.

by bob mcculey January 18, 2018

Patty Tanger

the caddy manager, a character from the FOX television show "Family Guy"

"I'm Patty Tanger, the caddy manager, yeah it ryhmes big whoop ya wanna fight about it?"

by Patty Tanager October 22, 2006

Robert Pattinson

Some dude who got the role of some random vampire dude that only females like.
Isn't good looking at all, but apparently Hollywood has declared he is the hottest star on earth and therefore, we as sheep who follow our "Holly Shepherd Wood" must also say that he is the hottest star on earth, although the author of this definition declares him to be ugly, a terrible actor, and never deserved the role of Cedric Diggory in harry Potter.

Anna: Isn't Robert Pattinson hot?
Me: No

Sally: Isn't the guy who plays Edward Cullen in Twilight hot?
Me: No.

Julie: Isn't the guy who played Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter hot?
Me: No.

Anna: But his eyebrows are so goddamn sexy
Me: They're bushy. Like a tree with no trunk on a spring day.

Sally: Doesn't he have such a hot body?
Me: I've seen better. Their abs actually look real.

Julie: His smile makes me melt
Me: So does the sun. Doesn't mean I like it. 'Sides, he can't even smile. it's more like a grimace

by ihaterobertpattinson September 20, 2009