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gingy purse

by Konghulk December 3, 2021
mugGet the gingy pursemug.

PURSE SNATCHER

Someone who steals YOUR ASSH0LE to distribute like puzzle pieces everywhere.

Your implication is nobody can FUCK YOU but I have to go around giving any kind of RIMJOBS.

The culprit shows their face.

JIG IS UP

Someone who ruined a horse race.
OK , ANAL ALAN fucking SQUIRT WEBSITE PEDOPHILE egotist had a PURSE SNATCHER put him in his place with NO MORE ASSHOLE.

Hey, that PURSE SNATCHER is making me PLEASE YOUR RECTUM SHIT EATING because I can never get MY ASSH0LE back it is too much of a LIABILITY.

Wait the damn. TRAFFIC LIGHT is RED and can't cross and I SEE MY ASSHOLE but the PURSE SNATCHER is showing THE ASSHOLE raising both his hands real high in the air and moving them them up and down hip hip hooray style as at first I follow BOTH ASSHOLES but HIS ASSHOLE is moving too FAST where in the future the PURSE SNATCHER predicts somebody's ASSHOLE is going to be READ.

If you have YOUR ASSHOLE STOLEN. the PURSE SNATCHER does not know one thing as to predict if you can steal the quality of the ASSHOLE SMELL as you think that disappeared in that JIG SAW puzzle and that is why both THE ASSHOLES had his hands SKY HIGH.

Hey you can't bet on this horse race with that PURSE SNATCHER around to ruin POST TIME.
by INSERT CAREFULLY September 13, 2021
mugGet the PURSE SNATCHERmug.

Spam Purse

A warm and moist receptacle for a Spam Javelin
Oi darling, do ya think you’re spam purse can handle this ?
by S_perma January 12, 2019
mugGet the Spam Pursemug.

Pussy Purse

1. Fanny pack worn over female genitalia
2. Something you can stuff alot of shit into
3. Pouch worn over pussy
My wife stuffed her pussy purse for her run.
by Zaoddball February 2, 2024
mugGet the Pussy Pursemug.

Arabian Coin Purse

When you put both testicles in a willing participants anus.
Dude I gave my lady an Arabian coin purse last night. She loved it!
by Th3shebear September 15, 2018
mugGet the Arabian Coin Pursemug.

my purse

Describing someone's "personals," or something they find personal or unique to them.
Watching football on Sundays is my purse.
by I'm The Shit May 14, 2006
mugGet the my pursemug.

hot sauce in my purse

Slang for having a large vagina or large labia.
I can't wear this swimsuit unless I want everyone to know I have hot sauce in my purse.
by Babe Sapien June 6, 2016
mugGet the hot sauce in my pursemug.

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