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snooki punch

When a short pudgy guidette is in yo face and you get mad drunk and just knock that bitch out!
This fuckin guidette was all up in the situation so I snooki punched that bitch out.
by "The Situational Grenadier" December 20, 2009
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Falcon PunchLine

An extremely corny punchline.

A combination of Falcon Punch and Punchline. Falcon punch originated from the character Captain Falcon starring in the video game F-Zero. His character was later used in the popular Nintendo game Super Smash Brothers. His signature move in the game, the Falcon Punch, is used as a term for an extreme punch. This combines with punchline to express an "extreme punchline".
Bob: Why was there a fence around the graveyard?
Tom: I don't know, why?
Bob: People were dying to get in!
Tom: Now that's a falcon punchline.
by Iron Chef Quezon August 14, 2009
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death by dick punch

A Capital Punishment alternative to lethal injection. The individual on death row is punched repeatadly in the dick until flatline status has been reached.
Did you hear? Larry died of dysentery yesterday. Hey, at least it wasn't death by dick punch.
by Bon38 October 2, 2011
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tit punch

When you punch a girl in the tits so it hurts them alot.
Girl: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?
You: Nothing, I just punched you're breastices.
by Fok Mwe May 5, 2005
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punctuation

Something you will never find online.
The little symbols that aren't letters or numbers are punctuation marks. Keep in mind that there are more options besides the exclamation point.
by elipsus March 26, 2010
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Kate Punch Haters

Kate Punch Haters

Kate Punch Haters are unhealthy people who suffer from paranoia, delusions, hallucinations, hatred, pathological disorders, fanaticism and the list goes on... these closet crazy lunatics obsess over writer Kate Punch and follow her around.
I seen Kate Punch wondering around her back yard wearing a inappropriate dress, said the creepy elementary school counselor in her low low very low monotone voice.

I been watching Kate Punch for years said the old retired cop.

I seen Kate Punch eat macaroni and cheese out of a can, said the satanic child protective service lady... Let the ritual begin, said her fat cannibalistic assistant.

Kate Punch is very bad to like cookies and music, said the evil social worker with a candid smile and a very sweet conniving voice.

... 'I seen it all!' said the little country mouse...

Really? Wow, that is what I call Kate Punch Haters!
by saveKatePunch August 2, 2010
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Punch Buggie

The phrase "punch buggie" is best said when riding with your friend in the car. If you see any form of a VW beettle or bug,punch your friend, perferrably in the shoulder, and call out the color of the car. Remember, you are not bitch punching your buddy, just litely "punching" them on their shoulder.
Heather: "Blue punch buggie" (punches Lisa on the shoulder, but not hard!)

Lisa: "Damn. I will get you back biach."
by Lisa July 1, 2004
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