Puddle Pirate

Calum

Shut up you little puddle pirate

by F1nM4cl34n June 22, 2021

Puddle Pirate

One whom enjoys being pissed on by overweight women; similar to a pirate hunting a whale in the ocean, a puddle pirate is one who seeks out fat women for the free food she supplies and the overwhelming stench of her “squirt”.

Jeff is a puddle pirate, he loves getting owed on by fat bitches.

by thabiznass June 03, 2022

cummal puddle

When everyone in the Cuddle puddle takes ruffalin and the first to wake up gets to cum on everyone.

Karl was the lucky one to awake from the cuddle puddle. So he proceeds to jerk off on everyone turning the cuddle puddle into a cummal puddle.

by The Dave’s October 02, 2023

puss puddle

a puddle under a female that is made when a female gets wet or cums

He gave me the biggest puss puddle i've ever had!

by Steelan January 27, 2018

puss puddle

a puddle of puss under a female

I gave her a puss puddle.

by Stori November 29, 2017

sexy puddle

The pool that forms beneath a woman who is wet from her horniness

A sexy puddle began to form as she made out with her boyfriend without any panties on.

by mjrulz5 February 24, 2016

bust puddle

A huge puddle of jizz formed when you get hit so hard in the balls, you just let loose

After he got hit by that football, there was a bust puddle so big you could swim in that motherfucker

by 27ctlax May 26, 2014