prostiputertute

A cyber-whore who sluts around email threads.

Margaret was a real prostiputertute around the forums, looking for some attention.

by pussard November 6, 2009

Promstitute

One who changes prom dates at least twice before the dance.

"Danny ditched maddy for jane and jane for makenzie!"
Really? "what a promstitute!"

by dinoboy75 May 14, 2011

PrOSStitute

forks (Open Source Software) for money.

Boxee is an XBMC prOSStitute.

by rkgt3 July 22, 2011

Postitute

Excessively posting random statuses and links on Facebook resulting in friends hiding or deleting you to prevent further viewing.

"Did you see what Mandy posted just now? She's on a rampage!" "No, I was tired of constantly seeing her postitute herself on Facebook, so I hid her from my newsfeed."

by iFakeSarcasms November 13, 2011

prostitube

The name you call a slutty girl who is more or less tube-shaped and dresses in a cylindrical fashion, accentuating her tube-like shape.

"dude did you hook up with someone last night?"

"yeah but after looking at her pictures this morning I'm realizing she's kinda a prostitube"

by 2jelly2handle January 23, 2013

prostitutable

Any act in which money, goods or services are traded for sexual favors that can be legally prosecuted.

Yes, I buy him things and yes, we have sex, but what we do is certainly not prostitutable in a court of law.

by joeydee April 14, 2014

proftitution

Whoring yourself out to your professors for better grades.

ie: Student one: "hey, you look kinda tired, are you okay?"
Student two: "yeah, I'm just tired. My Calculus grade was kinda low so I spent the whole night engaging in proftitution with Dr. DingleMcBiscuitBerry. I have a D now."
Student one: "You mean the D."

by DrDingleMcBiscuitBerry December 2, 2014