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Panini Press

The act of one placing one’s flaccid penis on the glass of a scanner/copier and firmly closing the lid. If done properly, the penis will look like a firmly pressed panini sandwich.
“What happened to Steven today?”

“He accidentally hit “reply all” mid panini press, boss got jealous.”
by Daddylongdick813 September 1, 2020
mugGet the Panini Pressmug.

That’s pressing

When something is getting on your nerves. Can also be used for when something is making you sad, shorter version of depressing.
Person 1: I just got my car stolen...
Person 2: Damn.. that’s pressing
by iitzoat February 11, 2021
mugGet the That’s pressingmug.

press up

when your about to fight someone or talking about a fight
andre-“yo homeboy i’m not the one to play with, i’m bout’ to press up on yo’ ass!”

lamar-“ nah homeboy ion want no problems!”
by ybfan101 December 20, 2022
mugGet the press upmug.

Power press

sex move in which chick’s knees at side of her head man pushup style pushing down on her calfs/ankles
by JBut December 25, 2007
mugGet the Power pressmug.

Russian Leg Press

When the woman positions her man in a way to where the erect penis is positioned into her vagina while she lifts him with her legs resulting in intercourse and a workout (works better with tiny man and Amazon woman)
Man (5’2 very skinny with unusually large penis): babe wanna try the Russian Leg Press?
Woman (6’5 Amazon Goddess with thick thighs): I’m glad you brought that up, I missed leg day and I’m very horny
by juice warrior September 4, 2023
mugGet the Russian Leg Pressmug.

vibe pressed

When you are sad because someone is not giving u the same vibe,
by joefyckenmama123 February 16, 2020
mugGet the vibe pressedmug.

No press

by hef107 October 4, 2022
mugGet the No pressmug.

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