A man (or female that is into girls) that is on a constant quest for women and specifically tapping poon.
by the real joseph dirte May 11, 2010
Get the Poon Thirstymug. pre-poon is used to describe a girl who is not yet appealing, or of a legal age, but whose potential to be so can be clearly seen by all
by fatpacket October 27, 2008
Get the pre-poonmug. Anything. It can range from the gross and insulting (I pooned your girlfriend's boon) to the mundane (My car was dirty so I pooned its boon).
"Billy was being a bitch, so I pooned his boon."
"Billy's mom is hot, so I pooned her boon. Twice."
"Billy's dog Blindy is cute, so I pooned its boon."
"I don't appreciate Billy's attitude, so I pooned his boon when he was sleeping. That taught him a lesson."
"Billy, if you don't take that dildo out of your ass right now I'll poon your boon until you're forty!"
"Remember when I pooned the boon all over Billy's rug? That was quite a weekend!"
"Billy's mom will poon your boon for a nickle!"
"Green Day, the greatest band ever, totally poons the boon. Billy, being a stuipd little bitch, does not."
"Billy sucks. Poon the boon!"
"Billy's mom is hot, so I pooned her boon. Twice."
"Billy's dog Blindy is cute, so I pooned its boon."
"I don't appreciate Billy's attitude, so I pooned his boon when he was sleeping. That taught him a lesson."
"Billy, if you don't take that dildo out of your ass right now I'll poon your boon until you're forty!"
"Remember when I pooned the boon all over Billy's rug? That was quite a weekend!"
"Billy's mom will poon your boon for a nickle!"
"Green Day, the greatest band ever, totally poons the boon. Billy, being a stuipd little bitch, does not."
"Billy sucks. Poon the boon!"
by El Gambito December 14, 2004
Get the Poon the boonmug. Scott: Damn, this poon-drought sucks. I haven't gotten laid in weeks.
Matt: Tell me about it, this calls for a POON-A-PALOOZA!!!!!
Matt: Tell me about it, this calls for a POON-A-PALOOZA!!!!!
by Matt and Scott October 1, 2007
Get the POON-A-PALOOZAmug. A girl, usually from the mid-west, who is thick boned and apparently well-fed, that has amazing poon. Typically plays softball.
Dude: "That girl that moved in from Nebraska pitches on our softball team. I'll bet she's got some amazing cornfed poon. "
Other Dude: "Yeah man, that's all they grow up there"
Other Dude: "Yeah man, that's all they grow up there"
by VenomSaver July 8, 2012
Get the Cornfed poonmug. A man who repeatedly gets ass like its his fuckin job. he goes hard on the poon. (poon=vagina). A man who is a poon pounder is respected by all around him and can basically do whatever he wants with any girl he wants.
Guy 1: "Dude, did you hear about Chris and Jude at that party last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, I heard they got ass from at least 3 different girls a piece."
Guy 1: "Those guys are true poon pounders."
Guy 2: "They are my idols. I can only dream to get as many girls as those guys."
Guy 2: "Yeah man, I heard they got ass from at least 3 different girls a piece."
Guy 1: "Those guys are true poon pounders."
Guy 2: "They are my idols. I can only dream to get as many girls as those guys."
by poonpounder13 May 6, 2011
Get the Poon Poundermug. by theJeremiah July 16, 2005
Get the poon-tangmug.