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Penis Pony

1. A man with erectile dysfunction

2. Someone who slightly pisses you off
"Giv me mod" "no" "u penis pony"
by Exsiq March 22, 2022
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chinese pony

Multi-partner sex where a man has sex doggie-style switching between multiple partners in a row, Chinese-fire drill style. Also works with female on-top, riding cowgirl to a succession of male "ponies".
That party got crazy last night, the girls were doing Chinese Pony with Joe.
by Owlet-C July 31, 2016
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Plush Pony

A person who is about to perform oral sex to a woman who has not shave her private parts is being given a Plush Pony.

When a girl with a bush sits on your face.

A girl rubbing her pubic hair on your face.
"I leaned forward so much that the stripper was about to give me a Plush Pony."

I'll let her give me a Plush Pony any day!
by The Dirty German November 3, 2010
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jail ponies

Common name for Zebras used in Winnipeg.
'You know those horses with the stripes?'
'You mean jail ponies?'
by Thief Ledger December 7, 2018
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Tripodic Pony

Noun.

A pony with only 3 legs, with one of those leggings sprouting straight out the middle of his chest.

Adj.

A male with a large penis.

Big enough to be a “third leg”.
Yoooooo that pony only had 3 legs. That shits a Tripodic Pony.
by Mcgoober March 13, 2018
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Indonesian Pony

When a woman pleasures herself in combination with having anal sex or a partner inserting fingers into her anus while having her hair pulled. The woman forces herself back against the partner like a bucking bronco often resulting in her neighing like a horse.
My girl was feeling a bit freaky last night so we did the "Indonesian Pony".
by cowboy6969 September 30, 2012
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Pony dance

The pony dance refers to sex between small people.

The name pony is given due to the size of the penis. Compared to a horse, it would be smaller. In most cases, this also counts for the vagina.

Further, the term dance, comes from the animalistic behaviour these people experience. As they get ready to mate, they must do the dance of foreplay.

Also a way to tell your children you are going to do the nastt, without actually telling them.
Kid: "mom can I sleep with you tonight?"
Mom: "Sorry son, your dad and I are going to do the pony dance. You can only do that with two."

"Have you ever done the pony dance?"
"Of course bro, I've done it with loads of people"

"With that tiny dick of yours, you won't be able to do anything other the pony dance"
by CookieHugs August 26, 2021
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