sandy pony

The act of receiving road head while driving an electric beach/golf cart in Chincoteague Island National Wildlife Refuge, Commonwealth of Virginia.

Tito maintained diligent focus while receiving a Sandy Pony from Tina.

by Wandermuffin April 19, 2018

Mystic Pony

A slang word for methamphetamine. Used as if one was riding the mystic pony.

That guy? Oh yeah, he's definitely riding the mystic pony.

by Darthax March 6, 2011

Drop a pony

To defaecate, take a dump, release the beast, drop the kids off at the pool etc etc

I'm just going to go and drop a pony, Gary

by TheJew101 September 16, 2010

pony dunked

When you are gang raped by a pack of horny urban preeteen boys

Tell you didnt get pony dunked on you way home from work dad

by Swissenchalada December 1, 2016

Click Pony

People that can't help but be manipulated by social media. People that run with social media tricks. Like a Show Pony.

I don't care if you hear Yanny or Laurel. Quit being a Click Pony!

by jgbauer June 6, 2018

Plush Pony

A person who is about to perform oral sex to a woman who has not shave her private parts is being given a Plush Pony.

When a girl with a bush sits on your face.

A girl rubbing her pubic hair on your face.

"I leaned forward so much that the stripper was about to give me a Plush Pony."

I'll let her give me a Plush Pony any day!

by The Dirty German November 3, 2010

Penis Pony

1. A man with erectile dysfunction

2. Someone who slightly pisses you off

"Giv me mod" "no" "u penis pony"

by Exsiq March 22, 2022