no lies please

a term that is used towards somebody who says they will do something but then don't

Marin: "Mathew are you coming to the pub tonight?"
Mathew: "Yes I am, will see you at 8.30"
Martin: "No lies please"

by Mathew Salmon July 30, 2006

gay pleasure

A straight female or male that is way into gay porn, books and/or things relating to the subject. They usually feel a sense of sexually excitment or thrill.

Andrew: OH! readin' one of them gay pleasures again?
Nina: no...
Andrew:why are you wet down there then?
Nina: ...shit

Jack: Hey are those two guys getting there jiggy down?
Patty: Yup
Jack: Hook me up, gonna need some gay pleasure up in here.

by Cat in Water November 29, 2009

hello please!

A phase commonly used to show approval/agreement. Also, a joyous exclamation.

I got paid today......hello please!

by cee4ord September 16, 2010

Trick Dick Pleasa

Male or female who enjoys pleasing male genetalia several times per day without pay.

Geraldo is fucked in the head man! That fool is a trick dick pleasa!

by skrilla nilla deala February 23, 2005

hell no; please

Basically this means "no way" with an extra "please" on the end for good measure. Supposedly said by Mr. T, but I can't remember.

Hey lets jump that dumpster in a pedalo!!!
Hell no; please!!!

by Ezra McKenzie November 7, 2006

Pleasuring Ones Self

1.To bring or create great joy or feeling to ones-self.
2.To use masturbatory actions to Bring self release

1."Pleasuring Ones Self to much can be dangerous"

2."Masturbating"

by Stev3.13 January 13, 2009

daddy please

1. (n.)An exclamation used during sex to signify pleasure.

2. (n.)A phrase used by toddlers when they don't get something they want from their daddy.

3. (n.) A statement that one person wants to engage in sex.

1. Oh, oh daddy please, more of you hard drive inside my port.
2. BUT DADDY PLEASE. I WANTED THE PINK RHINO.
3. Daddy please put your big elephant trunk inside me and wiggle it around like a band-aid.

by Fried glue December 6, 2016