Put her on the plane with Laszlo

To break up with a woman in such a smooth, pimp-like fashion it leaves her feeling great about it. Taken Humphrey Bogart's epic cinematic breakup at the end of Casablanca, where Rick puts Ilsa on the plane with her husband after boning her all week long.

Louis: What happened to that chick you were with last night in Rick's Cafe?

Bogart: Oh that bitch? I told fed her some lines about Paris and put her on the plane with Laszlo . Now let's do some shots of jack and go party with these hookers.

by Mightyh0rse November 28, 2010

planetquake

the big fuzzy

new point release is out go check it out at planetquake!

by digismack May 22, 2003

planet fucker

Planet Fuckers are people who have no concern for the damage they're doing to the environment. They intentionally do things designed to squander resources and are intent at helping planetary collapse.

That planet fucker just drove his SUV through across the dunes and through the bird sanctuary.

by w3ace February 27, 2009

Planetary Parkinson's

A syndrome of constant planet-shaking as demonstrated by Earth in early 2010.

Poor Haiti was th first major victim of Earth's sudden development of Planetary Parkinson's.

by benzyIU March 3, 2010

Model Plane Crasher

When a guy is having sex doggie style with a model and just before he is about to "land" he yanks the models arms (wings) out from underneath her and she skids on her boobs across the bed like a plane wreck.

Dave took home this hot model last night and gave her a old fashioned plane crash. He said she had major nipple burn from skidding across the runway. Classic Model Plane Crasher

by Mr.Magooru November 26, 2010

Snakes on a Plane

This occurs when a person is flying on a plane and ends up spending most of the flight in the lavatory pooping. Most often occurs on return flights from Mexico or the Caribbean.

Boy, I never should have eaten that guacamole from the street vendor yesterday. Now I'm going to be in the lavatory watching snakes on a plane the whole flight home.

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee July 25, 2020

planet blaze

When an individual is so high they feel as if they have left the atmosphere and have arrived on an unknown planet coined "Planet Blaze"

Gavin: Damn that kush was dank as fuck.
Devin: Yeah man, I've blasted off onto a new planet.

Gavin: We have now arrived on Planet Blaze.

by Devs227 January 21, 2017