Ecstasy Piss: Used to describe the confusing phenomenon occurring after taking Ecstasy / MDMA, drinking lots to stay hydrated and physically feeling the need to urinate, yet physically being unable to do so.
Particulary humiliating when standing in the grotty toilets in a club surrounded by smackheads with your knob out and nothing doing.
When piss does come, it often seems a disproportionately small amount compared to how full your bladder felt just seconds ago.
Equally can be the first urination after having taken the drug, often on the verge of, or as the come-down starts (can also be called a Come-Down Piss). As the drug releases its' hold on your body and you start to feel less "mashed" i.e tired, drained, less euphoric, lights fade, music seems less involving, for some unnapparent reason your bladder kicks back into action, causing the sudden need for a massive piss for all the fluid backed up in there. Considering it is advisable to drink roughly a pint of water for every hour you're on ecstasy, and if you were really on it and didn't realise you needed a piss (a common phenomenon) then the Come-down piss could well be a magical experience.
Due to the ultra-stimulation provided by ecstasy, combined with the feeling of release, particularly if you've been trying for a while, an ecstasy piss can be very enjoyable!
Particulary humiliating when standing in the grotty toilets in a club surrounded by smackheads with your knob out and nothing doing.
When piss does come, it often seems a disproportionately small amount compared to how full your bladder felt just seconds ago.
Equally can be the first urination after having taken the drug, often on the verge of, or as the come-down starts (can also be called a Come-Down Piss). As the drug releases its' hold on your body and you start to feel less "mashed" i.e tired, drained, less euphoric, lights fade, music seems less involving, for some unnapparent reason your bladder kicks back into action, causing the sudden need for a massive piss for all the fluid backed up in there. Considering it is advisable to drink roughly a pint of water for every hour you're on ecstasy, and if you were really on it and didn't realise you needed a piss (a common phenomenon) then the Come-down piss could well be a magical experience.
Due to the ultra-stimulation provided by ecstasy, combined with the feeling of release, particularly if you've been trying for a while, an ecstasy piss can be very enjoyable!
1)John: Mate you were gone for long bruv, Wagwan?
Joe: Ah fucking ecstasy piss...my second try tonight, but this time I squeezed some out, like pissing razor blades!
2)Joe: Ah fuck this, this walk is taking ages cuz. Man I'm coming down hard...
John: Ah shit *runs into alley, re-appears three minutes later* Dude, that was a mighty Come-down Piss, thought it'd never stop!
Joe: Ah fucking ecstasy piss...my second try tonight, but this time I squeezed some out, like pissing razor blades!
2)Joe: Ah fuck this, this walk is taking ages cuz. Man I'm coming down hard...
John: Ah shit *runs into alley, re-appears three minutes later* Dude, that was a mighty Come-down Piss, thought it'd never stop!
by dingalingsoundsystem January 12, 2009
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Get the Period pissmug. A famous line from the sonic adventure 2 fandub about eggman dissing shadow he hedgehog for posting his nudes on twitter dot com
I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
by hey shitass October 28, 2020
Get the Pissing on the Moooonmug. by my dick fell off09 January 26, 2019
Get the pussy pissmug. The echolocation tool men use when they piss in the dark to make sure they're hitting the toilet. This involves starting to urinate and listening carefully for the sound of the urine stream hitting the toilet water. If the sound is not heard, aiming adjustments are made until such time as the reassuring sound is heard.
Joe: "Man, I got home last night drunk, went in the bathroom, didn't turn on the light and ended up pissing all over the bathroom floor."
Bob: "You should have used piss sonar to find the toilet, bro."
Joe: "Oh."
Bob: "You should have used piss sonar to find the toilet, bro."
Joe: "Oh."
by weyus August 20, 2013
Get the piss sonarmug. by Aoeo October 15, 2009
Get the Pissing Stationmug.