Idiot Pill

A pill that one takes to prevent stupidity or idiocy. Usually taken once a day.

Person 1: (using phone as a flashlight) I can't find my phone.
Person 2: Did you take your goddam idiot pill today fool?

by Nemu64 December 26, 2018

shady pill

The art of reaching into the frat house couch cushions and partaking of any pills found within, each person taking a guess at what it could be.

Ant and rain-dan played shady pill at the haloween party. They both guessed mesc and they were right.

by nocanizzle January 14, 2008

Beige Pilled

You’re boring and can’t dress well.

“Dude I got sat next to Johhny in class. He’s so beige pilled, it makes me want to die.”
“Aw, unlucky”

by basedblackpiller December 9, 2022

Pill-Rot

The horrendous decay and rotting of one's teeth due to prescription drug abuse. Usually expedited by way of severe promiscuity.

My slutty ex-wife had the worst case of pill-rot I have ever seen.

by assassin989 December 26, 2010

pill pecker

a man's pecker on ecstacy.

I'm pillin me pill peckerrrrr

by PTGizzle April 4, 2008

shower pill

Leaving a workout facility or a practice without showering. Very common, however, not looked upon in a favorable light. In spite of this, many players seem to wear their propensity to "take pills" after practice as a badge of honor.

Pete Dick: "That was a tough, long, hot run; I'd better suds my bag."
Uncle Freddie: "I'm gonna take a shower pill."
Pete Dick: "That's why you never get laid."

by Pete Dick October 10, 2008

clever pill

60s psychotherapist's name for LSD.

the clever pill and the Owesleytalk is hip.

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006