Phantom Shit

When you feel like you need to take a shit, but instead you just fart

Person 1: Yo, I thought I needed to shit, but instead I had a massive was fart

Person 2: That's a phantom shit

by Dyster June 15, 2018

phantom farter

Some body who lays a silent but grossley smelly fart and walks off like nothing ever happened..

There twenty people on a bus. One guy passes that stink goul fart very quietly with nobody the wiser and gets off at the next stop. Ten seconds after he's gone, everybody wants to know who farted. Somebody shouts "phantom farter stikes again"

by 19th street kid February 19, 2008

Phantom Poop

When you’re sitting on the toilet for 10 minutes thinking that you’re pooping but you were actually farting the whole time

“Shit dude, I just took a phantom poop”

by WhatAreEggs May 28, 2018

Phantom Forces

Phantom Forces is a competitive FPS Game on the platform ROBLOX. The game was developed by Stylis Studios and was released on August 31, 2021. The game consists of two main teams; the Phantoms and the Ghosts. Each are Mercenary groups that fight for resources. The Phantoms are often indicated by their blue coloration, and the Ghosts with their orange coloration. The game is quite popular, but is very rough towards newer players.

P1: Hey man, wanna play some Phantom Forces?
P2: No man, I try to play it and I just get spawn killed.
P1: Understandable.

by Kurindor February 20, 2022

phantom duce

The act of shitting in the back of a toilet and then covering it so it smells up the entire bathroom and no one can find the source.

Bro 1: dude dont go in there its gonna smell for weeks.

Bro 2 : Why?

Bro 1; I just took a phantom duce!

by laxbro116 February 21, 2011

Phantom dick bump

Its when someone wears a male figured jeans and there is a bump that looks like they have a penis, but its all an illusion.

Look at her phantom dick bump, she probably took this pair from her father

by Themilkseeker March 20, 2022

Phantom Dragon

When one is engaged in normal sexual intercourse, one may pull a "Phantom Dragon" by unexpectedly and without warning sticking it in the butt. Then, when she asks what the hey that was, pretend like you have no idea what happened.

"She was so suprised that I pulled the Phantom Dragon... and the best part is I could totally deny it!"

by Mizzle the Nizzle November 9, 2004