phantom vim syndrome

The moments of confusion before one realizes the word editor they are using does not have vi capabilities.

Vjjjjd:u:u:q!....Gah, I always get phantom vim syndrome when using stupid Notepad!

by George DeGennaro December 14, 2013

phantom fox

This describes someone(usually female) who attracts you then leads you somewhere while you can only see glimpses of them. This person might disappear after a while of following them around corners.

Hey look out, she might be a phantom fox.

by the shadow of a unicorn May 31, 2017

Phantom Pussy

When a guy and gets that shockwave of horiness from something and it feels like you have a pussy and it’s getting wet.

They’re so hot every time I see them my Phantom Pussy starts tingling.

Look up Doja Cat- Streets and wait for 0.:09 *Max Volume*...trust me that base drop will have your phantom pussy screaming and you’re going to feel like a bad bitch

by Femby February 13, 2021

Phantom Karl

To sneak ninja-like into someones home leaving a steaming pile of shit to be discovered the next morning.

Tom awoke to the odor of a steaming Phantom Karl with no sign of perpetator to be found.

by Caligula May 13, 2005

phantom-poof

Cusping your hand over your butt while you fart, then opening said hand into a person's face, preferably in the direction of their nose.

After letting out some gas, Jim phantom-poofed into Jon's face.

by Dan Haber December 3, 2005

Phantom Parking

A parking spot that appears to be empty, but as you get closer is filled by a small car or motorcycle.

Chad - "Oh look, there is a parking spot right by the door!"

Brittney - "Damn, phantom parking! A MINI is in the spot!"

by bguiou November 4, 2010

The Phantom Menace

A threesome involving three men. Often two of which are in a relationship, hence the third party is the 'Phantom Menace' of the encounter.

'Hey Karl, me and Jonny are feeling adventurous tonight, fancy being the Phantom Menace?' Asked Frank.

Karl solemnly agreed.

by Quanks November 1, 2012