Percy

A penis.

The Penis Song, by Eric Idle

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong
It's swell to have a stiffy
It's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend
Your Percy, or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock
And you won't come back

by Marc Country June 5, 2024

Peedy

Short for Penis that makes her squirt everytime.

If a woman is calling your penis “peedy” ,YOU HAVE SOME GOOD BIG DICK!!

I want some peedy daddy!
Can I have some peedy ?

by Valet Baker June 20, 2024

Percycution

What an orchestral conductor with solid FAITH in his easy-listening creations hopefully avoided from fans of other types of music.

If you prefer jazz or rock, there's no need to subject a classical or mood-music artist to Percycution --- nobody said dat you hafta listen to said soft leisurely-paced selections!

by QuacksO June 21, 2024

Percy “Spot” Jones

Percy “Spot” Jones, formerly known as “PJ” is a singer, multi instrumentalist and a rapper who started his entertainment career in China during the mid to late nineties. He was top of his grade in every class he ever attended. In 2007, Spot moved to Australia and would make several connections with other entertainers and musicians around the country. The most prominent of which being Hendrix Taine, a bass player, singer and author/reader. Together they were an iconic duo and sold out many shows. Since 2020, Spot has been the lead singer of comedy band Wappo Zappo, formerly known as “Sex Gun”.
As of December 2024, Spot has released 20 albums/singles in his career.

Solo Career:
Spot Season (Part I & II) - 2019
Cold Cream - 2019
Hydale - 2020
Nectar - 2020
The Deal - 2020
Army Of Ants - 2020
HMMM Question Mark - 2020

WAPPO ZAPPO:

Pablo’s Album - 2020
Dragon Ball Bee - 2021
Masan Chest - 2021
The 4th Album - 2021
The Ballad Of Chazz - 2021
Funny Deluxe - 2021
The - 2021
Tales From Moe - 2021
Clogged - 2021
November Bluez - 2021
Remedies For A Damaged Brain - 2022
The’s Hex Gun - 2023

Features On:

Sandalwood - JJK9 - 2019
Gussy - Gus Fck Schulz - 2024

“I’m half black, I’m half white. Please acknowledge me.”

“Get out of the way. Out of the way eshay.”

“It could give me a skin cancer”

“Phil, you’re just not coping.”

“Who’s Your Favourite?”

“hehehehehe”

“How do you get rid of the burn on the chicken?”

“Percy “Spot” Jones that’s me buddy”

by thegwoppa December 11, 2024

perderephilia

When a person finds losing a game sexually arousing.

After the young man was abused as a child he developed a dire case of perderephilia.

by ExploringComplexes April 10, 2025

Perdrigudation

The action of completing or accomplishing something by magical, supernatural, or paranormal means—usually in a crazy or zany way.

“Yo, who’s kid pulled down my pants with perdrigudation?”

by SmargleMcDargle April 23, 2025

Perky pink

Her is the baddest most good est pink phoney phan n planetarium witch persistently prevails for perfect play performance forever with her knowingly indefinitely barring the future, to be the inevitable fate and out come of this particular planet so please please please for the fate of the planet we proclaim to love and be greatful to. fase out of her way and make everyone of her Dayz a gooder in to the bestest. She can tell you what a bad day really is. Listen to her, her story it is compassion.

Hey who's that over there? Why you acting all brand-new that's perky pink the baddest bitch who ant gotta prove!

by perky_pink January 29, 2026