optigoo

The gooey substance found in the corner of your eyes when you wake up in the morning.

Go brush your teeth and wash the optigoo out of your eyes!

by lad October 29, 2003

optical poptitude

When you sneeze so hard that your eyeballs pop out of their sockets.

Alex sneezed so ferociously that optical poptitude occured and had to have eye surgery immediately.

by Joey March 1, 2004

Optometrist

Doctors (OD) that evaluate and treat the health of the eye and visual system by the use of eyeglasses, contact lenses, and other functional, optical, surgical, and pharmaceutical means as regulated by state law.

My optometrist gave me a prescription because I had pink eye.

by Bigboythe 43 April 6, 2006

optuse

a biggety person. somebody who thinks there shit dnt stink.

dude robert ur so optuse. u suck. ur not that great

by J"truth" January 24, 2009

Optimus Sub-Prime

A description used for someone who may look like a big throbbing red fire truck with a blue head, but is infact a souless mechanical failure who wasn't constructed to gods true design. Sub prime. To qualify he/she must be a dancelexic and regularly attend Alaskan Spear thrower classes.

1. "Look at Optimus Sub-Prime, he's having a fit on the dancefloor again. Theres something not quite right in that boy".

2. "Watch Out, Optimus Sub-Prime is about to throw his spear!

by gaztopfunkatronopolus January 9, 2009

Optimism

Shaving your asshole before a first date.

Maybe I suffer from optimism, but I like my chances of getting some anilingus tonight, so I am going to shave my asshole.

by aldo funstigato April 12, 2013

Cynically optimistic

When you're really negative about something you're actually looking forward to.

Marriage is the biggest mistake I can't wait to make. It's the only thing I've ever been cynically optimistic about.

by Sanityfan November 29, 2015