Baked Date Loaf

A drunk or stoned date who is to lazy to do any work when it comes to sex.

My boyfriend was a Baked Date Loaf last night.

by Rick from Canada March 31, 2009

homo loaf

a loaf of homo
to be strange or unusual

dude you are such a homo loaf

by Ressez PB Monk November 12, 2007

sugar loaf mountain

Taking a shit and being so impressed wit it you wank on it.

Jes: "I had a such a great turd the other day I just had to 'sugar loaf mountain' that bad boy!"

by Dicky T December 07, 2007

Like a loaf of bread

If you hold a loaf of bread tightly, you will damage it. The term refers to holding the ball LIGHTLY as you would a LOAF OF BREAD, which means it can be easily dislodged from the player.

"To avoid a fumble, running backs should grip the ball tightly and not like a loaf of bread"

by SwimUpRiver November 24, 2015

pre-loaf gas

Farts you have right before taking a righteous dump. Release with extreme caution for you might find you have more than a fart hanging about in your pants. See shart
More commonly used just as pre-loaf.

This pre-loaf is making my underpants warm!

by Brown Boa November 29, 2004

I loaf you

I LOAF YOU.

meaning "I love you" but in a friendly yet mocking way. Noting about love and relationship. All about nonsense and real friendship.

It is not being GAY. saying it doesn't make you gay.

yeo dude!
thanks for the ride. I loaf you!

by youtellme123 February 23, 2010

bread loaf shoes

When an obese women is so fat that her feet puff out of the tops of her shoes like that of rising bread from a loaf pan.

Yo, check out that fat girls bread loaf shoes, her feet are puffing out of them just like rising bread.

by me.....)()( January 03, 2008