Tommy Maddox Offense

1.(n) When a quarterback is so inept at throwing the football, every down is guaranteed to be a running play. Named after former Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Tommy Maddox, when he filled in for the starting quarterback during the 2005 season. His run-heavy/no-pass play calling was mercilessly mocked by play-by-play announcers.

2.(n) To only run the football. No forward passes, screens, or QB Option (with the intent of passing). Only hand-offs, pitches, bootlegs, or any other designed rushing play qualifies for this designation.

1. Tommy Maddox's massive failure has been immortalized by attributing no-pass play-calling to his name: The Tommy Maddox Offense.

2. My brother was trying to get the game record rushing yards achievement in Madden, so he entered the Tommy Maddox Offense.

by John A. H. III January 11, 2009

Offered

A boy that is a male hoe. i.e he will sex any girl

dat boy is so offered

by Aisha Da Nang One March 21, 2004

sex offender

ryan hicks

omg i got raped by a sex offender

by imadinoaur434 May 7, 2018

burnt offerings

This is what happens when someone hands you a bowl that had weed in it but is now cooked or wasted or all gone, finished.

I must have gotten at least five hits off that bowl before it tuned to burnt offerings.

by shomesomethin July 13, 2010

No Offence

No offence is said when you say something that is offensive, so you say 'no offence'.

You are really ugly, no offence.

by sirenabacklove October 10, 2017

offense

it is the opposite of no-offense, say it when you are meaning to offend or annyoy someone.

guy: hey man your sister is a bit of a slut...offense!

man: ouch guy..that offended me!

by misnon122 December 19, 2009

wet offensive

a wet offensive is when a person, usual male puts up a front of kindness in order to get in a females pants. once he has accomplished his mission he then treats the female like shit and makes her usual cry.

DUDE did you see Wagz at the party? Yeah man he was putting up a great wet offensive to that girl! Hes gettin some tonight! peacock!

by ericthehurdler May 16, 2010