Dropping numbers

As you know, when you go to the bathroom it's either #1 or #2. Dropping numbers refers to doing #2.

Michael will be right back. He's in the bathroom dropping numbers. OR , I'm about to go drop some numbers.

by Msimeoni May 23, 2015

go number 3

A less common euphemism for masturbation.

I need to go number 3.

by Pikcube February 14, 2017

Number Neighbor

The person who’s number is identical to yours besides the last number which is one up or down. When you text them they usually get really pissed off really quickly.

Person 1: Hey your my number neighbor!!
Person 2: go die in a ditch

by Ray????? August 10, 2019

Phoney Number

When a girl gives a guy a fake number because she doesn't ever want to see him again.

Guy 1: "Let me call this girl back she was pretty awesome."
dialing...
Operator: "The number you have called is no longer in service."
Guy1: "I dialed exactly what she told me, wtf?"
Guy 2: "Dude, she gave you her phoney number!"

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010

number-two pill

A pill you take when you are extremely constipated.

"Baby, why is your stomach so hard? When is the last time u did number-two?"

"Mama, I don't know." "Well that's too long!" "Forget the prune juice, you are getting a number-two pill before you go to bed tonight!"

by Kaliah Kirby February 10, 2007

The Numbers

Uptown Manhattan, where numbers are used to define streets, not names. Everything above 14th street, more or less. Meaningless jive area, doesn't need to exist.

Everything except New A-Town in Manhattan is "The Numbers"

Guy one: I ain't goin all the way to fourty-deuce, I am staying away from the numbers.

Guy two: Word, screw them. New A-Town pride!

by atomic jerk December 22, 2005

number 3

The act of taking a shit in a bidet. Usually done by American tourists in European countries who come back to their hotel rooms drunk off their ass.

I made sure to leave an extra large tip for the cleaning lady because I had accidentally gone number 3 the night before.

by thehunger August 31, 2007