Ninja Boobs

Boobs you wouldn't really think are big from an "in the shirt" perspective, but when released from captivity they sneak up on you and are huge. Like a ninja

I didn't realize her boobs were that big until she took off her shirt, they were totally big and amazing. I love her ninja boobs.

by Brian Street Team March 24, 2009

Jihad Ninja

To use an AK47 with a silencer

Eric I'm going to jihad ninja your ass

by Stauder April 23, 2008

Fruit Ninja

A LGBTQ+ teen with a s/h addiction

Person 1: I’m gay and have a s/h addiction

Person 2: Oh! So, you’re also a fruit ninja?

by Www.uglybitch.com July 1, 2021

internet ninja

An internet-savvy person who knows about numerous websites, blogs, etc. and how to get the most out of them. Anyone can use Google to find something after enough digging; but an internet ninja knows exactly what websites to go to for immediate answers or solutions. They are swift and lethal, in and out before you even know it...with whatever they want--just like a ninja.

Can I commission the use of your internet ninja skills to help me out with this dilemma?

by seandp_83 December 8, 2009

Ninja shopping

Going to a large shop or store, typically a supermarket and getting in and out really quickly. To just buy what you were going in for without getting delayed by special offers or little old ladies getting in the way.

Max was out of the store with the beers before they guys had even found a good parking spot. Thats why they sent him, he was the best at ninja shopping.

by Maxx Borchovski April 20, 2009

Whiskey Ninja

When a person gets very intoxicated, usually off whiskey, without anyone else noticing. This usually occurs after a hard and long break up and results in a night of vomiting.

-George was a real Whiskey ninja last night!
-I know he drank half the bottle
-Whiskey NINJA!

by GINT234 May 22, 2010

Ninja Glare

A parody of the 2008 song "In The Ayer" by Flo Rida made by youtube sensation Nigahiga.

lyrics:
Chorus (x2)
OH EM GEE
You can't see me
I'm blending in just like a pine tree
I am unseen, You can't see me cuz
I'm a ninja, nin, ninja, ninja, nin, ninja.

Verse 1
Hey, can't see me
Am I a bird or am I a tree?
What's flying so high in the ayer (ayer)?
I'm a ninja don't stare (stare)
Fast like the witch is Blair (Blair)
I bet you don't even care
Here I go, there I go, this is my song
Being ninja you gotta be strong
Most of us found in Hong Kong
Where is my automobile now Dong?
Catching everything with my chopstick
Making loud noises with every hit
Moving unseen so fast so quick
I bet you wish you had all my ninja tricks
OH EM ... GEE
Be a Ninja like me
Just watch me now and you will see!

Chorus (x2)

Verse 2
Hey were dressed in black
Just like emos except for the fact
We don't stab ourselves, we stab your back
Its just our way to sneak attack
We see you coming cuz we have wall hacks
Don't come near us or we'll give you slap
And no sense in running cuz we set up a trap.
Here comes the slow motion... C C C CRAP!
Run like me
Hide like me
Don't forget your fatality
Dance like a ninja in the club
Even though you'll look just like a scrub
Watch this vid learn something rare (rare)
This move looks like a square (square)
Just throw your hands in the air (air)
Follow me, do the Ninja Glare!

Chorus (x2)

by Bhai-Saab November 15, 2009