nope noodle

Skinny white girl with no definition. Usually on hard drugs, steals your vape and prescription drugs in the house.
Don’t invite Tana over dude, she’s a nope noodle.
by Shitslappss December 25, 2019
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Dog Noodle

When your penis is limp and red as a dog’s dick from an all day porn and masturbation marathon.
I beat off all day yesterday when mom and dad left for work. Now I got the dog noodle today. I can’t touch it.
by Eaton Holgoode March 03, 2018
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danger noodle

oh fuck watch out it's a danger noodle
by Bread_man69420 December 07, 2021
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ugly noodle

Jessica isso clingy she is such an ugly noodle.
by king.lamp March 24, 2015
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Jacuzzi Noodle

When a stream of water catapults up your butthole damaging the frontal lobe of your brain rendering you helpless.
Jim: Does anyone know why Travis has been out so long? He's missed a lot of work.

Banessa: I heard over the weekend his brother pushed him in the hot tub and he got a Jacuzzi Noodle.

Jim: Praying for a speedy recovery.
by Clo_d0n August 13, 2017
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