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Myspace

A place for friends , that never works right
ERGGHH myspace is screwing up again!!
by Blite November 15, 2006
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Facebook for those who didn't graduate high school.
only retarded cunts use Myspace.
by fluffels January 25, 2008
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Myspace

A website where people with small attention spans can spend hours looking at pictures of other people who have equally small attention spans. Also a good place to go if you don't have a real life and you need to feel popular on a website.

Myspace consists of:

-5% Normal people with no lives.
-10% Teenage Girls
-85% Creepy 40 year olds who want to have sex with said teenage girls.(There are at least 30,000 sex offenders on myspace and that number is growing quickly.)
Teenage Girl: Oh I met this nice guy on myspace and we're meeting at the park!

(An hour later at the park)

Teenage Girl: You don't look anything like your picture!

Creepy 40 Year Old: Shut up and get in the van.
by FannyFondler January 1, 2009
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"Did you check out my new pic?"

"Yeah dude it was bitchin'...I like the use of too much flash on your cheap ass digital camera. the way you used your mirror was tight, too."

"Yeah. My Myspace rules!"
by RODE THE CHOAD IS GOD June 7, 2007
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A place for friends? I think not. How bout a PLACE WHERE NOTHING FUCKING WORKS!!!!
Ashley: Okay, my tv ALWAYS has something else wrong with it!!!
Jessica: Sounds a lot like myspace. Are they related?
by RandomDictionarySurfer July 12, 2009
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MySpace

n.
An online chatting environment that has a considerably bad reputation.

v.
The action to send something on MySpace via comment or message and even more recently bulletins have been used to converse.

adj.
A word usually used to describe someone who acts differently online than in person or whose personality embodies a MySpace feature.
n.
"I'm going on MySpace."

v.
T: "I left my math book at school, what was the homework?"
K: "I'll MySpace it to you."

adj.
"What a myspace whore!"
by tessa! January 1, 2008
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Where young children go to get raped by pedophiles.
Principal: Do you have a Myspace?

Student: Yes, sir.

Principal: REALLY!? WHAT IS IT ME TOO!!!!
by Bubs McKenzie May 4, 2009
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