Turd Mongler

Noun: One who steals turds, a thieve of turds.

Tyler Reuter is a turd mongler, he loves to steal my turds!

by Kev Ward July 27, 2011

filthy mongrel

A term given to someone, usually a small child, when they are acting in a completely phsycotic or hyper-active manner. Used in a affectionate way.

- Small child is running around in circles laughing at his/her own fart
- Onlooker: Oh you filthy mongrel!

by Billybob the banksiaman November 26, 2007

Cock Monger

Some one who is obsessed with mens cocks mostly used to describe gay ass men.

Jack: whats up fag
Gerard: Shut up cock monger!

by ICP- boogie woogie wu December 15, 2006

Bugger monger

A guy who is stright but ass rapes another guy just to be mean.

That John is a bugger monger.

by Deep blue 2012 September 4, 2009

Turd monger

The term turd monger is to be used only when someone is being a right old Nazi fishmonger, but they are to fragile to take it like a man, so you can use turd monger as a slightly softer insult to avoid the certain death of your enemy.

Go jump off a duck you turd monger!
He is a right old turd munger isn't he.

by Lodthegermansausageguy April 2, 2017

Peace Monger

Someone who will try to lead the public to peace.

While George Bush was a war monger, Barack Obama was a peace monger.

by SidUllrich August 9, 2009

monger

a carniverous, african kangaroo with 3 rows of teeth. it usually eats its prey in one bite. the babies are called josphines.

shannon is a beastly monger who likes to eat her young...in one bite.

by me January 5, 2005