Mongolian Fishing

when you have anal sex with someone until they shit all over your dick, then you feed your shit covered dick to their cat, and allow the cat to lick the residue off until you jizz all over it's pussy-cat-face!

person A: Hey man, did you see the look on that girl's face after I turned her cat into a jizz-cicle?

person B: THAT WAS BOSS! That was the second time you went Mongolian fishing this week!

by captainsexy715 December 23, 2008

Mongolian Microwave

Located on the vagina of an asian woman, this is where you place food for heating and flavorful purposes.

John ran out of soy sauce and the electricity was turned off so he invited Kate over to use her Mongolian Microwave. He sat her down and timed it for 1:45, the food was delicious.

by rjonesy October 15, 2010

Mongolian Helmet

The act of defecating on one's face leaving one line of feces across the eyes, and another line down the nose. Like Arabian goggles, but with excrement. Used more of an insult than a sexual maneuver.

That girl was a total bitch to me, so I gave her a Mongolian Helmet.

by Rytha June 14, 2011

Mongolian Throat Goat

Taking a shot and then fucking someone all the way down the throat.

Gave my guy Tony a Mongolian Throat Goat today.

by DuckTummy July 29, 2020

beast monger

One who has an extreme lust for inserting his penis into the orifices of various animals.

That son of a bitch is such a beast monger.

by Herb Warrior August 31, 2005

Mongoling

The excessive yelling and coming up with words randomly when your hyper or just excited about something.

I usually like mongoling on Xbox live

by Greg Carter December 9, 2008

mongled

to be in a state of complete oblivion and to not care what is going on due to the smoking of numerous zootsspliffs,joints,miggies

bruv i am fuckin mongled cuz

by killa nick May 4, 2008