Mock-Cock Docking

Two men who want to try docking, but both are circumcized. Man number one gets hard and puts a condom over his cock. He then pulls the tip of the condom outward and carefully cuts the end off with a scissors, thus creating a mock "foreskin". Man number two, puts his hard on into the end of the rubber, pulling it over his shaft and going tip to tip with man number one.

They can then jerk off, jerk each other off, etc, until one or both ejaculate.

See also Docking, Cock-Docking

The two guys really wanted to try to cock dock, but as they were both circumcized, had to resort to good old Mock-Cock Docking instead.

by Hexxidecimal7 December 7, 2024

mock-torian

When something is trying to appear older than it actually is. Taken from Mock and Victorian. Generally trying to give it an air of age and therefore superiority by having an oldey worldey look or fake provenance.

You would think that brewery has been around for centuries but its all mock-torian, it was only set up last month and that is all marketing BS.

by Frandango April 21, 2025

mackswell

My best friend. He’ll cheer you up even when he’s down himself. He knows just how to make your day brighter. He’s a very reserved person, and doesn’t like to share how he feels. He is absolutely amazing.

“Have you seen mackswell’s absolute dumpy??”

by sparkthefark April 21, 2025

Mockiner

A nickname given to a person with the sole intention of making fun or degrading them

John: hey who is that guy?
Alex: That's andrew, but everyone just calls him "Shitpants"
John: why?
Alex: He earned that Mockiner back in 2nd grade after getting diarrhea and shitting his pants in front of the classroom...

by DaZERO May 16, 2025

Vagina Mocker

The Male equivalent to the Female Cock Tease, however very rare to encounter.

girl#1: OMG! like do you see that guy over there, he is so hawt!!!1!1!11!!
girl#2: dont even waste your time, he is such a Vagina Mocker.
girl#1: What do you mean?
girl#2: HE WILL MAKE A MOCKERY OF YOUR VAGINA!!!

by general tso's dog May 13, 2009

John Mocker

The name John is Gay and white, but when the full name John Preston Mocker is there then you know he is an OMEGA GAY

See John Mocker, I heard he sucked DoctorKnockOut1's PP

by DKO1 December 15, 2019

John Mocker

A white Faggot becomes an OMEGA GAY when full name is John Preston Mocker

Looked at that John Mocker, did you hear he sucked DoctorKnockOut1's dick.

by DKO1 December 15, 2019