Minge Biscuit

what you affectionately call one of your best girlfriends when she’s being a cunt but you decide not to
Drop the c bomb

Don’t be a minge biscuit mate

by Cazaraghi November 5, 2020

council minge

a woman whos vagina looks like 2 bits of ham slapping together in the wind

I only took her home from the bongo the other night and bucked her! she had a proppa council minge

by notoriouspip April 23, 2016

Minge ninja

In and out before you know it

Aww girl I met a dude he talked the game but he’s in and out before youn know it proper minge ninja did Hess

by Tortoise84 January 19, 2021

ming roll

When a Ming Mole sell you something at a rip off price normally in the car industry.

for eg. the ming mole sells you a paint protection, tinted window and other shit and you actually buy it. You are now Ming Rolled

by Davidf499 November 21, 2013

zi ming

Usually when u see someone who is SUPER FAT.

this boy, at the age of 13, is the absolute definition of obesity. he loves to indulge in fast food, and dislikes exercise. his parents have gone bankrupt feeding him and they're homeless now. starving and craving fast food, he ate his relatives and now has an interest for human flesh. he displays 3 of the 7 deadly sins; greed, glutton, and lust. he longs for human flesh, and has eaten all the fast food workers and their fast food, resulting in the closing of all the restaurants. however, that is not enough. any animal, human or inanimate object he sees are not spared. he consumes them all. he eats and eats and eats, gaining calories. he grows bigger and bigger, so big that his overwhelming presence has been seen by the 5 holy knights, and they have rushed over to thwart him, but to no avail. instead, they are consumed and he inherits their power. it is too late to stop him. he now weighs 100 trillion pounds. the floor even struggles to carry him. OH GOD, he's here, in my town. he's gobbling up the citizens and the houses. i don't have much time left. if you're reading this, I'm probably gobbled up already. he has eaten half of humanity and plans on destroying earth. please, if youre reading this, I strongly urge you to save our world from this catastrophic level threat.

Jake: Bruh why is the ground shaking

Gareth: WAIT, THATS A ZI MING

by Fake nani May 26, 2021

minge mold

The female Equivalent of Knob cheese.

Urgh, don;t you ever wash after sex? You got serious Minge mold down there!

by The Buggermint Brady Compnay March 29, 2017

Minge strike

When one does not want to wash her minge because she's having a lazy day and wants to sit on her big fat fanny all day, festering.

Can't be arsed washin' it today, I'm havin' a minge strike day. Will ya still lick me out? ... when you've finished get me a bag ov chips from chippy cocker"

by Doris Mackeral July 8, 2010