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Bill: Dabe you're a Noob.

Dabe: Fuck off Bill, you're such an MDSF
by Bilfred April 27, 2010
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MDEC Dementia

A fictional (yet very apparent) disease, contracted when one is perceived to have worked at the MDEC for an abnormal period of time.

Symptoms include: random hand gestures, Dick and Dom quotes, Napoleon Dynamite quotes, outlandish nicknames assigned to virtually everyone in the workplace, and completely bizarre "games" played at the MDEC during quiet periods (most of the time), with utterly irrelevant rules.
"That guy pretending his arm is a periscope and lobbing imaginary grenades clearly has MDEC Dementia."
"Ooo, eee, ahh, Beefy's gone potty!"
"I'm not stopping! I'm not stopping!"
"Red for ratty, green for fester. You go first."
"Let's drop a coin on the floor and see if she picks it up..."
"Can't find me cheque book..."
"No, no, no Mr. Schneider; that's COMPLETELY out of hand!"
"Here we are in the industrial zone, so-called because of CORRUGATED CARDBOARD and some PIPING!"
"Let's reveal the BUZZWIRE!"
"This is the future: SKITTLES and REMOTE CONTROLLED CARS!"
"Naebody Move! Whoop whoop!"
by DC Harry Batt October 28, 2008
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MDR

Short for “middle-distance relationship,” an MDR is when two people find themselves living with *JUST* enough distance between them that they can’t see each other as often as they'd like — shorter than the distance between Taylor Swift and Adele's vocal ranges but longer than the time it takes to master the catchy lyrics to Tay Tay’s latest chart-topper. Commonly used for a relationship with a significant other, friend, or friend's pet that lives more than 30 minutes, one bridge or a very large hill away.
Person 1: How often do you see your BFF?
Person 2: Um, like once a month TOPS. She lives all the way in Oakland.
Person 1: Ew. I hate crossing the bridge.
Person 2; I know, but I love her. She makes having an MDR totes worth it.
by LuxeValet August 20, 2016
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Mdosi

Swahili/Sheng slang for the boss or any rich person.
Mdosi bought another Mercedes last week. Kwani he thinks he's Kibaki?
by a mdosi January 13, 2009
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MDMA

Phenethylamines>PsychedelicAmphetamines:
3,4-methylenedioxy-N-methylamphetamine, C11H15NO2 (mol. wt. 193.24)
or ecstasy

A clubbers drug... Giving that loved up feeling.
by louis October 17, 2001
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MDM

Mid Day Masturbation. The greatness of settling down in the middle of the day when that nagging broker will not cease. You sneak off to a work bathroom, your bedroom, anywhere really, and bust a load. Then you go back to your normal routine as if nothing amazing just occurred.
Rob: Jeff, why are you smiling?
Jeff: I just MDM'd in the basement.
Rob: You lucky son bitch!
by Ghandi Von wilson February 3, 2012
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MDE

Mediocre Dick Energy. In between No dick Energy (NDE) and Big Dick Energy (BDE)
“i wouldn’t say he has BDE, but i also wouldn’t say he has NDE. So maybe he just has MDE.
by thottiandra July 8, 2019
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