masonized

The act of trying to flirt with a lovely lady (or usually man) but commiting a form of sexual assault with your eyes. To properly masonize, one must have their shirt off, give a wild hobos retarded gaze, and direct their attention to an unwilling party.

Tom: did you hear Jenny got masonized?
Jim: oh shit is she ok?
Tom: I think it turned her gay :(

by Mista blista July 5, 2014

masoned

Getting so drunk that you can barely talk, don't remember any of the nights activities, and do random weird shit like crack eggs into toasters and put shoes into blenders when you get home from drinking.

I went to the roxy last night, and got so masoned, I can't believe I made it back home afterwards

by Maxxscam September 25, 2011

mason

mason is the sexiest fucker in my class. he never fails to give me a boner.

dammit mason, not again.

by Sloppy foreskin April 20, 2018

Mason

he can be gay, but hey he's mason

hey theres mason hes kinda gay but kinda cool also

by hahamasonrealgay October 1, 2018

Mason

Very compassionate and is often misunderstood. Mason is the very talkative kid who is very depressed because people think their annoying

Mason, shut the fuck up already.

by Lil_Quadivius March 20, 2019

The mason Dixon line

The imaginary line between your girls vagina and ass that she won't let you cross during sex.

"I was trying to put it in her butt, but she wouldn't let me cross the mason Dixon line. "

by Ye Olde wordsmith November 30, 2015

The Marilyn Manson Thing

The Marilyn Manson Thing is when a man can get himself oral sex.

It was named after gothic rock star Marilyn Manson had two of his ribs removed so that he could gave himself oral live on stage.

Person 1: So I heard that he could do the Marilyn Manson Thing.

Person 2: Eww...that's sick.

by I Know To Much... May 23, 2009