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San Marcos

Hey, vato, bring the San Marcos to the carne asada in Delano mañana.
by Jeremy November 24, 2003
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Marcosis

Marcosis is a rare condition that causes a group of people to forge an alternate persona through the internet and photoshop. the early stages of Marcosis are useally characterized by symptoms similar to schizophrenia, but as the condition progresses others in a tightly knit circle around the subject start to aknowledge the beings exsistance as well.
damn aubreys got a serious case of marcosis, have you ever noticed how milhouse shows up in your dreams dressed as Marco Gutierrez?,
by ashmosus August 4, 2011
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Marco

A person that is not beast and he's just Marco.
I'm not beast I'm just Marco
by pinkcake June 10, 2011
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Marco

"you're such a Marco", "You just Marcoed",
by leet_haxxor_67 April 6, 2009
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Macomwl

An acronym for the "most awkward conversation of my whole life." Used to describe the most awkward conversation of one's whole life. Must be worse than all other conversations previously experienced.
That was the most awkward conversation of my whole life, i.e. a macomwl.
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Marco

Marco is an Italian masculine given name of Etruscan and Latin origin, derived from Marcus. It derives from the Roman god Mars.

A disappointment, any woman/gay man that has had the pleasure of meeting a Marco will tell you that they were utterly disappointed. Marco's lack of social skills and his complete inability to speak to potential lovers/partners, ruthlessly affect his odds of ever finding love. If this wasn't enough to frighten away the Men, Woman and all other 74 obscure genders that he is attracted to, then any person that has somehow fallen for his deceitful schemes will find out that Marco in fact, also has a little penis.

Any Marco is normally known to be quite the creep, seeing as they find it funny and entertaining to peep on other people and sometimes like to take photos. This all can be quite therapeutic for a Marco as it takes his mind off his Intermittent explosive disorder (A Psychotic Rage Problem), so peeping and creeping on people usually helps to control this, but even that most of the time... Is not enough.

However, when tamed a Marco can make a good simp that you can easily manipulate into doing things that he doesn't want to do. Sad but true, this is the only positive side to knowing a Marco.
Marco is good at hitting up people's exes.

Marco, hey isn't that the guy who hit up every girl at our school and all of those other schools?

Girl 1: OMG Marco sent me a picture of his penis.
Girl 2: Nice one! Was Marco's penis large?
Girl 1: When I first looked at it, I thought it was child porn.
Girl 2: That bad huh?
Girl 1: :/
by SmolPPlover April 7, 2020
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Bj Marcoux

a kid who likes getting hit by bus's
"There goes Bj Marcoux again, hitting another bus"
by TheBlargFaces August 3, 2009
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