Manager

The person Karen wants to speak with
"Please mam I assure you that he didn't purposely forget the pickle" "yes I AM the manager"

"Can I speak to your fucking manager?"

by Kill us May 6, 2020

Game management

The practice of time wasting, diving and general cheating employed by footballers in the closing stages of a match.

They’ve gone 1-0 up with 10 minutes to go. It’s all about the game management now.

by mjw737 December 12, 2021

Traffic management

Traffic management is a job suitable for anyone and everyone that is a nonce, you literally spend your days pissing every possible road user off whilst sitting in a van noshing your colleague off and sitting on cones all the way to the base!

1 “hey did you see those guys noncing each other off in the van?”

2 “yeah don’t worry they’re traffic management”

by Banchoodgang March 30, 2020

GLM - Gay Lord Manager

The Gay Lord Manager Is one of a kind in a Gay structured pyramid system.

Karen :" I want to talk with the GLM! let me talk with the Gay Lord Manager NOW!"
GLM - Gay Lord Manager

by Ferret_99110022 May 8, 2024

Ubiquitous fertility management

A term invented by John Kerry and/or Bill Gates to denote 'non white population control'.

According to Kerry and Gates by the mid 21st century there's supposed to be more people in Africa than China and India combined. So they're proposing something called ubiquitous fertility management. I don't know 😕 🤷 why they're doing this.

by Sexydimma November 25, 2022

product manager

the face of of a product

the product was a disaster and they blamed the face of the project , the product manager cooper.

by pizzaman10212232 August 10, 2017

Managing married mens poetry

Screwing married men even though you know they are married but they must love you because they tell you the truth

"I stay managing married mens poetry because I can Bitches!!! And you can't do shit about it"

by I was minding my own business January 25, 2019