Maldonado

Maldonado mal-dough-nah-do

1.noun Naval
A rudderless seafaring vessel used by the Spanish Royal Navy to coax unsuspecting voyagers into leaving the mainland and never return. Most often, the unfortunate voyagers, at the mercy of the blowing wind and tumultuous ocean, died at sea for lack of direction and propelling force. However, those that would likely survive a long aimless journey fell pray to a parasitic infection that often accompanied the Maldonados, either by coincidence or design. If, by chance, one of these Maldanodos were not lost at sea, they would beach, only to be found filled with death and disease.

Origin: Spain
1690–1700; Mal - Ill, Denado - Favored (or endowed)

1.noun Law.
the performance by a public official of an act that is legally unjustified, harmful, or contrary to law; wrongdoing (used especially of an act in violation of a public trust).

1. The Maldonado was filled with hundreds of farmers who believed they were going to a better land, only to die at sea while chewing on their shipmate's leg.

2. The Austrian Governor committed a 1st degree Maldonado.

by Aspartame May 18, 2013

malcolm in the middle

when two girls have a threesome with a nerd, usually out of pity

Mary and Jane made that geek's dream come true with a malcolm in the middle.

by aperfectdefect March 20, 2009

Mancone

One who's origin of birth can not be determined by physical appearance.

Fairfield.

by Anonymous March 13, 2003

Maldon

A fag who is power hungry and leeches on other people's talent.

That ass jocky Maldon is fuckin our shit up again.

by otomayim December 10, 2008

Malcolm

Euphemism for the drug Extasy (derived from Malcolm 'X')

Dude, I need to hook up with some Malcolm. This ho is all over my shit.

by J.Kupov January 12, 2009

Karl Malone

NBA PLAYER WITH NO NBA CHAMPIONSHIP mike REALLY STOLE THAT ONE WITH A PUSH TO THE ARSE OF BYRON RUSSELL GO LAKERS

also were down at half

by Magic Johnson October 20, 2003

Mallon

An Irish bozo that says shit like "Fuck man, my aim is wank!"

Example: Mallon was playing BC2 last night and kept talking about his wank and four leafed clovers.

by Not-NMSS May 19, 2012