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homey mail

Your personal (home) e-mail and/or e-mail address. Describes the e-mail address you give to your homeys and the mail you get from them. Not your worky mail address or the e-mail you receive at your work address.
Hoping to hear from that dude I met last week. I'm gonna check my homey mail and see if he wrote me.
by GladErnie August 5, 2005
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D-Mail

(n.) Abbreviation of 'drunk e-mail'.

An electronic message sent under the influence of excessive alcohol, usually regretted when sobriety returns.
<Holding head while staring at laptop screen> "Oh, no! I cannot believe I sent a d-mail to Emma last night declaring undying love."
by Beuys September 26, 2009
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Drunk Mailing

The act of emailing someone, such as a close friend or ex-girlfriend, while under the influence of alcohol in an attempt to somehow have intercourse with her despite the fact that it is physically impossible during such circumstances and that the complications caused by such actions will likely lead to humiliation and self-loathing.

The rise of convenient email and text messaging has created new potentially embarrassing situations for those prone to drunk dialing.

A typical drunk-mailing scenario might involve a drunken male sending nearly identical emails featuring sexually motivated, alcohol-induced confessions of love to more than one girl, leading to several ruined relationships.
Person 1: What were you thinking? You had to know they would compare the emails.
Drunk Mailer: I was drunk mailing, I don't even remember sending them...
by Steakface December 17, 2009
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Royal Mail

When an unwitting participant rolls down their window to converse while an accomplice waits in the wings.

While the window is down, said accomplish springs into action and leaps through the air passing the window. At the apex he/she lands a direct hit of flatulence delivered in the open window.

They have just delivered the "Royal Mail."
I was trying to get directions when that asshole delivered the Royal Mail.
by Pseudocrotch November 1, 2009
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MAILO

Acronym for "my ass is laughing off"
OMG, Danny just went home with a transvestite! MAILO!
by o0Woodsie0o June 18, 2008
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mailtorrent

The process of making backups of DVDs rented from Netflix, which arrive in the mail.

See also: BitTorrent, Netflix
"Way to totally mailtorrent The Sopranos, me."
by Gil Bates November 7, 2005
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REVERSE MAIL-ORDER

A 40-50something western-educated doctor/engineer/venture capitalist who marries...or arranges to marry an American white girl.He is usually Indian,Persian,or Arab and smitten with things Western.She's usually 30something,educated,sorta hot in that"polished babe" kinda way.
BANKER 1:"See Mahmoods' new bride? Rather attractive blonde.
Wonder what his family thinks."

BANKER 2:"REVERSE MAIL-ORDER.Wonder if she's been to dinner
yet."(mild chuckle)
by L.MARTIN October 27, 2005
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