Mike Rotch 

A man subjected to phone calls in bars. However, this man doesn't exist! (And if he does, I'd like to shake his hand. Well, if I wanted to do that, I'd just shake my dick, wouldn't I.)

<Bartender> Hey, is Mike Rotch here? Has anyone seen Mike Rotch lately?

Mike Rotch by Bastardized Bottomburp July 14, 2003

Mike Shinoda 

Member of Linkin Park.

Multi-talented Artist.

Half Japanese half American.

The only mortal who can perform the amazing "Shinoda-grin"... all the time

Loved for his baseball cap/beanie/hair color.

Young at heart yet very deep and mature.

Kindest and cutest man on Earth.

The only being I will ever consider...

Perfect

One more thing about Mike Shinoda...

Married.

Mike Shinoda by J.Hybrid December 9, 2008

Mike Fries 

Literally my fucking savior

Hey dude did you see Mike Fries on VATSIM?

Yeah man. He's so fucking cute.

Mike Fries by nexusaviation June 13, 2019

mike zozulia 

Crude pig who spits constantly. He doesnt care if he offends anyone but he buys us alcohol so we all like him. He also bites his friends fingers off when they come to visit him at school.

We all got sick from that kid Mike Zozulia-ing on us (aka spitting his dip on us from the top bunk.)

mike zozulia by I throw 90 December 29, 2009

Mike Mangini 

One of the greatest and fastest drummers to ever be born, and the current drummer for Dream Theater. Considered to be the inverse of John Petrucci, due to his ability to rupture space and time by playing over a billion notes per second. Like Petrucci, he has limited himself to 2000 notes per second which only causes severe head pains whereas anything more than 2500 notes per second causes the human head to explode, due to the overload of greatness. This being the reason he decided to leave Berklee, because of the student's heads exploding because they thought they were worthy of God. He is also considered one of the best wearers of the heavy metal soul patch, much to the disdain of Jordan Rudess.

Iran better chill, or We'll send in Mike Mangini.

Mike Mangini by Riggs1995 November 27, 2013

mike hawk 

everyone loves mike hawk. mike hawk is the best . mike hawk is very good . even a daniel likes it

i like mike hawk

mike hawk by i am not taking this serious March 28, 2021

Mike Wazowski 

To watch Monsters inc. then when Mike Wazowski gets his fingers crushed, crush ones fingers within their anus, while furiously jacking off with the other, screaming in unison. Can be done with one or more people.

“Hey dude, wanna Mike Wazowski tonight?” “Sure, but your fingers are the ones getting crunched in my juicy anus.”

Mike Wazowski by MC Ballsack June 22, 2019