Shower Lube

When you bend down to pick up soap you dropped while in the shower, causing water to flow through your now open crack. Usually when you get out of the shower you feel lubed and slippery. Not exactly pleasant.

"Why are you walking so weird?"
"Well I got shower lube when I dropped the soap, and it feels weird to walk."

by t12j19c95 July 19, 2009

Pre Lube

A small amount of semen that appears on the eye of the penis during sexual excitement before ejaculation occurs.

I haven't come yet, that's just a bit of pre lube.

by dustydom May 27, 2004

jiffy lube

when a girl is heart broken, and you talk to her make her feel better, and make her like you.

Heartbroken girl: i'm so sad, alan broke my heart.
you: im sorry i know he's a total jerk, but don't worry ill always be here for you.
______________________________________
Jennifer: he's totally jiffy lubing her.
Jessica: yup jiffy lube

by Mark is bored July 4, 2007

lubeck

usally a last name..

has a friends that love him or her..

the names are usally KAGAN or MATTHEW or SARAH or RACHEL

Has a nice ass..

Great person...

Usally boys want to go out with.

great sense of style, usally frist name is john, larry, Gabriella, gabreille, gabriel, logan, mick, leo.

That Lubeck is one of a kind with a nice ass.

by cutiepiegabl February 10, 2009

lubeing

The act of masterbating with the help of a womans vaginal juice

Bobby was having the time of his life while lubeing into his best friends mom. he was very kinky

by Commona Wannalaya May 14, 2005

Pirate Lube

to lubricate the anal orifice in preparation for anal intercourse by means of expectorating saliva into the valley of the buttocks.

He Pirate Lubed me
That was a good Pirate Lubing

by PullMyLever August 11, 2008

jiffy lube

verb. a jiffy lube is the act of getting head having said head giver vommits of recipents dick and then proceeds to jerk him off with said vommit.

That bitch gave me a jiffy lube I guess she had a bad gag reflex oh well....

by Lone "C.D." S.L.C. January 24, 2004