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Long Hill Twp. 

1.The safest town in New Jersey. If someone speeds down Valley Rd. going ten over it makes it in the Echo-Sentinel (the hometown newspaper), No joke. Our police are the toghest, most professional officers around. However, the Long Hill cops have a reputation of pulling over out of towners, and showing no mercy when it comes to speeding violators who are not Long Hill residents. Never go more than 4 over the speed limit.
2. comprised of 4 sections Stirling, Millington, Gillete, and Meyersville. Home of many Catholic,blue collar italian-Americans, has two catholic churches, 5 pizzerias, and the best bagels in the United States, O'bagel (off Valley Rd across from Shoprite), small town USA
3. birth place of Leo the "MGM" Lion
-What part of Long Hill Twp. are you from?
-o, I live in Stirling, on Essex st.
-I live in Millington by Clover Hill.
Long Hill Twp. by Bobby O' Rourke November 8, 2007
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Long penis 

Did u see his luscious long penis
Long penis by Big balls billy August 1, 2016

long way 

Moving a relatively large quantity of narcotics in relatively small portions.
"A hundred bricks the long way, that's my dream count" - Young Jeezy
long way by palmeezy May 11, 2009

long island girl 

Today, we salute you, trendy Long Island girl. In your retarded furry boots, you understand that following a crowd is a small price to pay for the approval of your peers. Sure, your huge overpriced designer handbag and oversized pearls may appear to have been stolen from your grandmother, but we rest assured that your daddy bought them for you fair and square. And yes, you may be snobby to every guy that approaches you, but we know that you're only doing them a favor because you are in fact a bitch with an annoying accent. So here's to you trendy Long Island girl, because everyone knows that behind your dyed blonde hair and falsely-tanned skin there sits a real person in the driver's seat of that Lexus SUV; and that real person... is a pale brunette. So do us all a favor and go back.
Guy 1: Is that girl with the furry boats in the Lexus think shes better than everyone?
Guy 2: No shes a bitch
Guy 3: Oh a Long Island girl
long island girl by RJ Thelin November 25, 2005

Long bop 

You have an arduous journey ahead of you. To be in the process of a long bop is almost unheard of being that it refers to such a strenuous journey. Primarily used by chavs and other people also of a crap nature who are too lazy to move.
'u wanna go down the road?'
'but its such a long bop'
Long bop by daniel a.k.a benjamin October 4, 2005

long island 

island east of new york city, consisting of queens, brooklyn, nassau, and suffolk, but most commonly just referred to as suburban counties nassau and suffolk. tons of gorgeous beaches, lighthouses, harbors, and cutesy towns, not to mention fire island and the hamptons. a lot of stuff to see and do in spring, summer and fall. charactarized by an abundance of strip malls, 24-hour diners and 7-11's, and great school districts. suffolk in particular boasts alot of nature preserves, and there are some farms as you get further east although in no way is it hillbilly-ish. the north shore tends to be affluent, most of the south shore is less so, and is not somewhere you want to spend time. but it does cost twice as much to live ANYWHERE on LI then it does in pretty much any other state, so the stereotype of long island being rich isn't necessarily false. long islanders can be cocky, but we have good reason!! its a great place to grow up, in the shadow of the greatest city in the world but with every benefit of the suburbs. you are never more than 20 minutes away from a beach or a mall. not to mention the awesome pizza and bagels that wont be found anywhere besides new york. and yea, we have accents, and we love em so deal with it. long island kids tend to go away to school and realize they are just a little bit better than everyone else... LONG ISland is the best place to live!!!!
that girls bangin and has the best wardrobe, and shes always so damn suntanned! she must be from long island
long island by cosmogirllllllll October 4, 2008

Long John Silvers 

A euphemism for smoking weed that doesn't make you sound like a totally asshole, and decreases the risk of getting caught. Useful because, hey, who the fuck would actually go to Long John Silvers?
Nathan and Alex decided it was time to go to Long John Silvers again, after doing so they happily watched scooby-doo and ordered a pizza for the night.
Long John Silvers by wittelman March 2, 2011