Het lag

That period of time, before coming out, when a gay guy tries to believe he's straight and dates girls.

I tried dating girls during my teen years but had no sexual feelings towards them. After I figured out I like men sexually, I realized I had been suffering from het lag.

by Arkansas luggage April 16, 2020

eBay lag

1. The time you wait from winning an auction to receiving the goods.

2. The time you wait from someone winning your auction to actually getting paid for the item.

1. I won that iPad on eBay three days ago and the guy hasn't shipped it yet. This eBay lag is killing me!

2. Someone bought my pet rock last week but hasn't paypal'd me the money yet. This eBay lag is driving me nuts!

by Sue Dough-Nim September 17, 2010

time lag

someone who you want to have regular exchange with but can only contact through filling in forms which often times poses difficulty and/or compromises spontaneity.

me: "hello, someone. how are you today? can i tell you about my weekend?"
someone: "fill in this form and optionally rhyme and I'll hear (read) you out, mate"
me: "but time lag!"

by Krkič May 27, 2019

The lag is real

When something laggy eg friends,family,phone is extremely laggy you can’t describe the pain.

The lag is real my gra won’t join me game.
The lqg is real an error ecorred

by Graaaaa December 31, 2020

Butt Lag

When you buttocks is stuck to the leathery office chair, after a long night of gaming, creating a butt lag.

Ow! that was some serious butt lag.

by brocklie February 22, 2009

lag bender

the lag bender is a meme name for ppl who are so laggy that they bend lag and use it

guy1:that guy just killed me from a mile away he must be hacking
guy2:nah he is just a lag bender which means they are so laggy that bend lag

by duckable September 7, 2020

Vac Lag

much like Jet Lag, it is the tired, exhausted state after a long road trip or great vacation.

"Rick, you look like shit. Sup?"
"Man, went to Cancun for a week and partied 24/7. Now I have bad Vac Lag."

by Sylavendara March 14, 2010