by Brendan May 6, 2005
Get the Kobe Style mug.the act of rape, whereby a man forces a woman to have sex with her, spef. in colorado, where rape is a common occurance for celbrities and the university's football team. also used in surrogate of rape in online gaming for servers that have banned swears.
1. Pharaoh: that dude came outa nowhere and killed all four of us
not-helping: we just got Kobe'd!
Retroit: Kobeeeeee'd!
2. Some women my claim to be Kobe'd, but ussualy it is true
not-helping: we just got Kobe'd!
Retroit: Kobeeeeee'd!
2. Some women my claim to be Kobe'd, but ussualy it is true
by John Servo June 13, 2004
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Most hated player in the nba, by the media and as a result, by people too. Media makes him out to be a rapist, uncoachable, ball hog that drives away players, the media also makes complete lies about celebritys, as said by celebritys on Conan O'Brian and other shows.
Anyway, He dropped 81 in a game, which by today's rules, is the most by any player in the history of basketball. Technically, Wilt Chamberlyne owns the record at 100 points, but that was played back when players would average maybe around 50+ points and 20 rebounds a game.
He was accused of rape, but was proven NOT GUILTY. Again, who are you going to trust, the media or a court? NOT GUILTY is NOT GUILTY.
Kobe HAS made his team better. No Shaq, No Karl Malone, No Rick Fox, STILL led his team to the playoffs and almost won if it wasn't for Phil's gameplan. He is a leader, a balla, and WILL win another ring, once he gets atleast one other player that is worth atleast decent
Look at the stats: He had more assists and less points when he had Shaq and Karl Malone, with no good players, he HAS to score more points. Look at the 04'05 season, he averaged the most assists then in his whole carrer, the Lakers missed the playoffs. Then in '05-'06 season, he averaged LESS assists and he had MADE the playoffs. What is he supposed to do? He dosn't score 35 points a game and he passed all the time, his team loses. He does whats best for his team, if you like it or not.
Anyway, He dropped 81 in a game, which by today's rules, is the most by any player in the history of basketball. Technically, Wilt Chamberlyne owns the record at 100 points, but that was played back when players would average maybe around 50+ points and 20 rebounds a game.
He was accused of rape, but was proven NOT GUILTY. Again, who are you going to trust, the media or a court? NOT GUILTY is NOT GUILTY.
Kobe HAS made his team better. No Shaq, No Karl Malone, No Rick Fox, STILL led his team to the playoffs and almost won if it wasn't for Phil's gameplan. He is a leader, a balla, and WILL win another ring, once he gets atleast one other player that is worth atleast decent
Look at the stats: He had more assists and less points when he had Shaq and Karl Malone, with no good players, he HAS to score more points. Look at the 04'05 season, he averaged the most assists then in his whole carrer, the Lakers missed the playoffs. Then in '05-'06 season, he averaged LESS assists and he had MADE the playoffs. What is he supposed to do? He dosn't score 35 points a game and he passed all the time, his team loses. He does whats best for his team, if you like it or not.
Me: Whoa! Kobe just got 16 points in the first quarter!
Hater: That's cuz he's a ball hog.
Me: But he averages 5 assists a game, and if he dosn't score ponts then the Lakers can't win games....
Hater: Yeah, but he drove away Shaq, Phil, and Malone and ruined the dynasty
Me: How do you know that?
Hater: The Media told me so
Hater: That's cuz he's a ball hog.
Me: But he averages 5 assists a game, and if he dosn't score ponts then the Lakers can't win games....
Hater: Yeah, but he drove away Shaq, Phil, and Malone and ruined the dynasty
Me: How do you know that?
Hater: The Media told me so
by Spikesy July 12, 2006
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I heard Jermaine got with that girl and she said he raped her, fuckin nigga is always pulling a kobe bryant.
by Brian Irish July 19, 2006
Get the pulling a kobe bryant mug.The excamation heard after one skeets on his bitch. Traditionally used after a hj, but not limited to this. Variations include "magic" and "jordan," but these do not carry the same effect as a "KOBE!" It has evolved into more than just a simple cat call, it has become more of a way of life. We live and breath kobe
by kobejohnson October 23, 2006
Get the kobe mug.To pull a Kobe means to abandon sex with your attractive minority wife to sleep with a white woman who is ONLY sleeping with you because you have money.
Urban Woman: "Gurl, forget him, he's pullin a KOBE!"
Urban Man: "Naw, I'm not going KOBE, I'm fine at this Urban Club."
White Woman: "Becky, the Lakers are playin tonight, lets get tickets, maybe we can pull a KOBE!"
Urban Man: "Naw, I'm not going KOBE, I'm fine at this Urban Club."
White Woman: "Becky, the Lakers are playin tonight, lets get tickets, maybe we can pull a KOBE!"
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