King's Seat

The toilet; the John

I was on the King's Seat for 40 minutes.

by Dong Monster June 1, 2013

king service

A sexual practice where the male is seated and a female performs falletio while on her knees. It is often accompanied by the female providing lavish complements to the man related to his verility, intelligence and charm.

I was really horny after a very successfully week after a lot of hard work. I knew my wife wouldn't care. I checked out the BP ads and was able to meet a very attractive escort who provided king service for less than $100. I left smiling and felt rewarded for my hard work.

by Bikeboy50 March 7, 2014

King Virg

The king of all virgins.

Leader of all virgin "Hey look it's King Virg, Mike Grindrod!"

by Yoyoyoseanyoyoyo January 12, 2016

king queer

A person who is lord of all gays and king of all queers. The highest ranking homosexual in a group.

Don't cross the King Queer

by Pricktionary July 28, 2016

King of the Retards

A man; a legend.
Typically named Marcel, whom all cretins adore and aspire to be like.

Bro, you're the King of the Retards.

by Boomendo January 28, 2017

king solomon academy

btec aushwitz

king solomon academy is a outstaning school ruled by a aushwitz survivor

by hitler 12354355467576756 January 17, 2018

King Wasabi

The common miss pronunciation of Kemosabe. Kemosabe is a term of endearment from a character in The Lone Ranger.

Are you going to be ok King Wasabi?

Really supposed to be...

Are you ok Kemosabe?

by The real Wasabi October 6, 2019